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Adding onto this chopstick topic of discussion, one of my friends mentioned the possibility of what if noodles are really cooked chopsticks? I replied to her: People who unknowingly eat chopsticks-cooked-into-noodles have been gyped; gyped by the ‘sticks!

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The yarn got covered in sauce since the two-year-old wanted spaghetti

Posted on October 11, 2012 by zfthrimej

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At a zoo, the children thought that they’d be seeing an anteater. Instead, they saw their uncle

Posted on October 3, 2012 by zfthrimej

(with their aunt).

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“Will this be for here or to go?” “This will be for me.”

Posted on August 10, 2012 by zfthrimej

I’ve actually considered responding to that question with that answer. Hopefully, the restaurant’s cashier who asks that question will not be annoyed if I answer that way.

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Gotta work on the delivery (since pizza’s not working for me)

Posted on July 18, 2012 by zfthrimej

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Prioritizing the Pasta (in Gotham City!)

Posted on July 3, 2012 by zfthrimej

The favorite pasta of the butler of Batman must be Alfredo (Fettuccini-styled).

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Tag Archives: dining

The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands

Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

Stilt walkers seem like they would not have any problem using chopsticks

Sharing my poem “Chopsticks and Noodles” (on YouTube)

Chopsticks that are perceived as uncooked noodles led to the idea that uncooked noodles could have been the very first chopsticks.

The yarn got covered in sauce since the two-year-old wanted spaghetti

At a zoo, the children thought that they’d be seeing an anteater. Instead, they saw their uncle

“Will this be for here or to go?” “This will be for me.”

Gotta work on the delivery (since pizza’s not working for me)

Prioritizing the Pasta (in Gotham City!)

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