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The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands

Posted on April 22, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Stilt walkers seem like they would not have any problem using chopsticks

Posted on April 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Chopsticks that are perceived as uncooked noodles led to the idea that uncooked noodles could have been the very first chopsticks.

Posted on December 11, 2012 by zfthrimej

Adding onto this chopstick topic of discussion, one of my friends mentioned the possibility of what if noodles are really cooked chopsticks? I replied to her: People who unknowingly eat chopsticks-cooked-into-noodles have been gyped; gyped by the ‘sticks!

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Feeling high on mashed potatoes since they look like tasty clouds

Posted on November 22, 2012 by zfthrimej

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The yarn got covered in sauce since the two-year-old wanted spaghetti

Posted on October 11, 2012 by zfthrimej

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The nutrition facts section on the containers of foods and drinks make those foods and drinks look like they could be characters on trading cards.

Posted on September 15, 2012 by zfthrimej

Those statistics, numbers, breakdowns, and listings of components (on that nutrition facts section) substantiate the comparison.

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“Will this be for here or to go?” “This will be for me.”

Posted on August 10, 2012 by zfthrimej

I’ve actually considered responding to that question with that answer. Hopefully, the restaurant’s cashier who asks that question will not be annoyed if I answer that way.

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Prioritizing the Pasta (in Gotham City!)

Posted on July 3, 2012 by zfthrimej

The favorite pasta of the butler of Batman must be Alfredo (Fettuccini-styled).

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In order to encourage sipping, recipe is pronounced resippy

Posted on June 7, 2012 by zfthrimej

(not resype).

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After the massage, the masseuse asked me, “How do you feel?” I replied, “Like a pastry!” (since I felt kneaded

Posted on April 24, 2012 by zfthrimej

and sweet).

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Tag Archives: cooking

The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands

Stilt walkers seem like they would not have any problem using chopsticks

Chopsticks that are perceived as uncooked noodles led to the idea that uncooked noodles could have been the very first chopsticks.

Feeling high on mashed potatoes since they look like tasty clouds

The yarn got covered in sauce since the two-year-old wanted spaghetti

The nutrition facts section on the containers of foods and drinks make those foods and drinks look like they could be characters on trading cards.

“Will this be for here or to go?” “This will be for me.”

Prioritizing the Pasta (in Gotham City!)

In order to encourage sipping, recipe is pronounced resippy

After the massage, the masseuse asked me, “How do you feel?” I replied, “Like a pastry!” (since I felt kneaded

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