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Friendly pigs that write messages in the mud to each other are pen pals.

Posted on August 7, 2012 by zfthrimej

And if the mud is somehow deep enough, they can go snortkeling.

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A single item on the middle of the floor in a grocery store aisle sometimes looks like a trap.

Posted on July 26, 2012 by zfthrimej

And/or all the items on the shelves are witnesses or suspects of that item’s fall.

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“I’M NOT BOSSY; I JUST HAVE GOOD IDEAS,” said the five-year-old to her mother.

Posted on July 1, 2012 by zfthrimej

The five-year-old declared this loudly, and very seriously and matter-of-fact. I was struck by her logic and ego, so then I and the mother laughed. And her daughter kept on going about like she said nothing wrong. There’s validity in her argument, so we just … Continue reading →

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The sight of a customer slowly counting and paying lots of coins sometimes sounds like the drip…drip…drip of water

Posted on May 5, 2012 by zfthrimej

for a prisoner in a mostly silent torture chamber.

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Friendly pigs that write messages in the mud to each other are pen pals.

A single item on the middle of the floor in a grocery store aisle sometimes looks like a trap.

“I’M NOT BOSSY; I JUST HAVE GOOD IDEAS,” said the five-year-old to her mother.

The sight of a customer slowly counting and paying lots of coins sometimes sounds like the drip…drip…drip of water

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