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So at a show, the audience may ask: “WHO IS THAT?!” Then the band responds: “WE. ARE. SINUS INFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WE WILL INFECT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! 1-2-3-4!!!!!!!!……….” (then the band starts loudly blasting their music)

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Downy fabric softener-related ( and perhaps a ridiculous) idea: what if one of its promoters is Robert Downey Jr.? Not only do they share a similar name,

Posted on September 22, 2012 by zfthrimej

but also the softener might somehow help make the Iron Man armor/suit feel more comfortable.

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After hearing a suspicious knocking sound coming from the refrigerator, I opened the refrigerator door and checked it out. Everything was cool

Posted on September 9, 2012 by zfthrimej

Posted in art, bored, breakfast, comedy, curse, dork, fucked up, homework, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, joke, jokes, magic, maybe, mystical, nerd, optimism, places to see, poems, poetry, ridiculous, stories, style, supernatural, theories, thinking, underachiever, weird, what the fuck | Tagged adventure, art, bad jokes, bored, case, chill, comedy, cool, curious, danger, detective, dork, eating, entertainment, food, fun, geek, hope, humor, hungry, ideas, improv, investigation, invitation, joke, journey, kitchen, knock knock, knocking, life, music, mystery, nerd, noise, observation, paranormal, poems, poetry, questions, random, really?, refrigerator, restaurant, ridiculous, science fiction, seriously?, shady, sound, style, suspicious, theory, thinking, thoughts, unsolved mystery, weird, what is wrong with me?, why? | Leave a comment

Choo is in school in order to emphasize training. Train is not in school so that school will not sound straining

Posted on September 7, 2012 by zfthrimej

or stressful. Food-for-thought chewable.

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“Pinchable Region” could be a good band name.

Posted on September 4, 2012 by zfthrimej

“Actually No One” could be another. For that latter suggestion, imagine the following conversation: “Who is that?” “Actually No One”.

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If there is such a thing as a pre-school-level class for aspiring DJs, there has to be at least one student who asks “and wave them like you just don’t care?”

Posted on August 28, 2012 by zfthrimej

(after the teacher has just taught the students to “raise your hands in the air” )

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On a rainy day, the umbrella of Steve Rogers must also be bulletproof

A worker (wearing a yellow hard hat) wanted to write something down, but did not have anything to write on. So I offered that worker a piece of construction paper

If Mjolnir was a pen instead of a hammer, Thor would be AuThor

The yarn got covered in sauce since the two-year-old wanted spaghetti

Another idea for a band name: “Sinus Infection”

Downy fabric softener-related ( and perhaps a ridiculous) idea: what if one of its promoters is Robert Downey Jr.? Not only do they share a similar name,

After hearing a suspicious knocking sound coming from the refrigerator, I opened the refrigerator door and checked it out. Everything was cool

Choo is in school in order to emphasize training. Train is not in school so that school will not sound straining

“Pinchable Region” could be a good band name.

If there is such a thing as a pre-school-level class for aspiring DJs, there has to be at least one student who asks “and wave them like you just don’t care?”

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