Tag Archives: awkwardness

She pressed her pink tenderness towards his face. His mouth took her in.

Posted on November 8, 2012 by zfthrimej

******WARNING:Mature Adult Content****** Six days after Jose dropped Sally off at her apartment, a scattered legion of zombies, ninjas, pirates, and freaks wandered the streets of San Jose and any other neighborhood in America. It was Halloween night, and Halloween … Continue reading →

Posted in adversity, art, biography, comedy, dork, geek, health, hope, huh, humor, journey, learning, motivation, naughty, observation, optimism, poems, poetry, recovering, relationships, snacks, therapy, thinking, weird, what the fuck | Tagged "No way!" "Way!", adult, arrested development, art, attraction, awkward, awkwardness, beauty, biography, bittersweet, blow, challenge, comedy, coming of age, cool, curious, dating, delicious, dork, dysfunction, erotica, escape, ex, experience, first, first time, fun, geek, good times, Halloween, healing, health, hope, human, humor, inspiration, instinct, intimacy, journey, kiss, learning, life, love, love life, lust, mature, memoir, memories, motivation, naughty, nerd, neuroses, nonfiction, personal, poems, poetry, really?, recovery, relationships, remembering, seriously?, sex, sex education, sorry, therapy, thinking, thoughts, true story, virgin, virginity, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, wow | Leave a comment

Watched “Sleepwalk With Me”; recommended viewing (and listening).

Posted on September 19, 2012 by zfthrimej

Nice soundtrack, eccentric sense of what could be mercy and willingness to talk about and do what feels (or is?) true and/or necessary make it a good one.

Posted in art, bored, cinema, comedy, counseling, curious, dork, entertainment, everyday life, film, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, learning, maybe, nerd, observation, poems, poetry, question, recovering, relationships, ridiculous, scars, style, therapy, thinking, underachiever, weird | Tagged art, at the movies, awkward, awkwardness, bored, cinema, comedian, comedy, comments, commitment, critique, date night, dating, dork, drama, dreaming, dreams, entertainment, fan, film, geek, hope, humor, improv, indie, indie film, journey, mercy, Mike Birbiglia, movie review, movies, music, nerd, observation, personal, poem, poetry, recommendations, recommended, recovering, reflection, relationships, review, ridiculous, Sleepwalk With Me, soundtrack, stand-up, stand-up comedy, story, storytelling, style, therapy, thinking, thoughts, weird | Leave a comment

Upside down mom is wow. Meanwhile, upside down dad is pep.

Posted on May 13, 2012 by zfthrimej

Wow + pep = very surprising energy (that can potentially scar children who unintentionally interrupt mom and dad wowing and peping each other, naughty-style).

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Hints of the latest (and third) issue of my zine/chapbook “When Deadlines Become Zombies”. (for maximum good times effect, probably lower expectations)

Posted on May 10, 2012 by zfthrimej

When Deadlines Become Zombies Issue Number Three Anchored by cover’s Leasha listening under see…

Posted in "doing homework", "homework", "studying", "stuff", "work", "working", adversity, answer, art, arts and crafts, autobiography, biography, bored, colors, comedy, counseling, culture, curious, deep thoughts, domestic violence, dork, dysfunctional family, entertainment, geek, gut-check, healing, hope, huh, i don't know, improv, joke, jokes, journey, memoir, memories, motivation, nerd, optimism, performance art, poems, poetry, procrastination, random writing, recovering, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, supernatural, therapy, thinking, underachiever, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged adventure, anchor, anchoring, anticipation, appearance, art, arts and crafts, audition, awkward, awkwardness, bad jokes, behind the scenes, bloopers, blue, bohemian, books, bored, boredom, chapbook, character, colors, cosmetic, costume design, counseling, creature, creatures, curious, d.i.y., deep thoughts, deluded, design, do it yourself, dork, dream, dreams, drummer, dysfunctional family, eccentric, entertainment, escape, escapism, expectations, experiment, fantasies, fantasy, fashion, folklore, font, found art, gag reel, geek, healing, hint, hints, hope, hopefully good times, huh, humor, illustration, imaginary, imaginary friend, improv, improvisational comedy, improvising, is this going to suck? i hope not, joke, journey, Leasha, Leasha is a drummer, legend, let's find out, let's see what happens, listen, listening, lower expectations, magic, magical, mariner, motivation, mutant, mythology, nerd, neuroses, neurotic, nocturnal, oh man, pagan, pages, paranormal, pirate, poem, poems, poetry, pressure, procrastination, punk, question, random, random writing, really?, recovering, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, science fiction, sculpture, sea, sea creature, seriously?, shrug, shrugging, sound, spirit, stage fright, strange, style, supernatural, teaser, therapy, thinking, thoughts, titles, traveler, typography, underachiever, underwater, underwater creatures, vampire, visual arts, wardrobe, water, water creature, weird, weirdo, weirdos, what is that?, what the fuck, what the fuck am i doing, When Deadlines Become Zombies, wicca, wiccan, witch, witchcraft, words, writing, WTF, yeah right, zine, zombie, zombies | Leave a comment

There were a few people who promised to participate in the cereal taste test, but they never showed up; I’m guessing they’re flakes

Posted on May 7, 2012 by zfthrimej

Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, improv, ridiculous, random writing, comedy, observation, everyday life, things, i don't know, question, answer, deep thoughts, thinking, nerd, dork, underachiever, curious, homework, geek, giggles, dysfunctional family, memories, recovering, scars, therapy, food, eating, nutrition, art, visual arts, performing arts, performance art, joke, jokes, entertainment, culture, fantasy, fantasies, weird, snacks, counseling, learning, reality, real, drama, hope, motivation, journey, optimism, gut-check, "homework", "work", "working", "studying", "stuff", "doing homework", yeah right, bored, healing, breakfast, restaurant, survey, dream, dreams | Tagged ?, adventure, alone, anecdotes, answer, apathy, art, asleep, attention deficit disorder, awkward, awkwardness, bad jokes, bite. challenges, bored, breakfast, cereal, comedy, confidence, counseling, cuisine, culinary, culture, daydreaming, delicious, distractions, dork, drama, dreaming, eating, events, expectation, expectations, fantasy, flavor, food, friendship, fun, games, geek, get together, guess, hope, horrible, how appropriate, huh, humiliation, humor, i don't know, improvisational comedy, in a dream, invitations, invite, involve, involvement, joke, jokes, journey, keep going, lonely, maybe, meals, menu, milk, mistakes, morning, motivation, naive, nerd, no, nope, nourish, nourishing, now what?, nutrition, observation, optimism, participation, party, people, poems, poetry, precarious, priorities, promises, question, random, random writing, recovering, reliability, reliable, restaurant, ridiculous, scars, sense, short attention span, shrug, shrugging, snack, stupid, surprise, taste, taste test, test, thinking, trust, uncertain, unexpected, visual, wake up, waking up, weird, weirdo, what now?, why?, worst case scenario, yeah right | Leave a comment

What if the first limousine was really an attempt to time-travel? Is that why it’s stretched forward and backward,

Posted on April 27, 2012 by zfthrimej

in an effort to visit the future and go back to the past? Perhaps time spent inside the limo moves slower (kind of like a time-capsule) than time outside of it, and so maybe that is why limousines tend to … Continue reading →

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While the yellowness of WordPress’ notifications sometimes makes me think of mustard,

Posted on March 23, 2012 by zfthrimej

the sudden appearance of the redness of facebook’s notifications sometimes makes the cartoon-influenced part of me think of fresh blood having been dripped into water (symbolized by the blue background on the top-part screen of facebook), which makes me wonder sometimes: … Continue reading →

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While high school is called high school, maybe elementary school is not called low school

Posted on March 13, 2012 by zfthrimej

in order to prevent students from having low self-esteem.

Posted in comedy, curious, deep thoughts, dork, dysfunctional family, everyday life, geek, giggles, health, homework, huh, humor, i don't know, improv, kids, nerd, observation, poems, poetry, random writing, recovering, ridiculous, subversion, therapy, thinking, underachiever | Tagged academia, awkward, awkwardness, children, class, comedy, dork, education, elementary school, geek, high, high school, humor, improv, improvisational comedy, inspire, kids, morale, morale-booster, motivation, nerd, observation, poems, poetry, random, ridiculous, school, self-esteem, students, therapy, thoughts | Leave a comment

Nice Boots

Posted on March 9, 2012 by zfthrimej

I almost said “nice boots” to someone (who was really wearing nice boots) until I considered what if she mis-hears me and/or I don’t enunciate “boots” clearly enough. So I said nothing.

Posted in comedy, dating, deep thoughts, dork, everyday life, flirting, geek, giggles, huh, humor, i don't know, improv, nerd, observation, poems, poetry, question, random writing, relationships, ridiculous, thinking, underachiever | Tagged attraction, awkwardness, boobs, boots, bosom, comedy, compliment, crush, crushing, dork, fashion, footwear, humor, improv, intimidation, nerd, neurosis, observation, poems, poetry, ridiculous, self-restraint, shy, silence, stupid, things that are thought but never said, thinking, unspoken | 1 Comment

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She pressed her pink tenderness towards his face. His mouth took her in.

Watched “Sleepwalk With Me”; recommended viewing (and listening).

Upside down mom is wow. Meanwhile, upside down dad is pep.

Hints of the latest (and third) issue of my zine/chapbook “When Deadlines Become Zombies”. (for maximum good times effect, probably lower expectations)

There were a few people who promised to participate in the cereal taste test, but they never showed up; I’m guessing they’re flakes

What if the first limousine was really an attempt to time-travel? Is that why it’s stretched forward and backward,

While the yellowness of WordPress’ notifications sometimes makes me think of mustard,

While high school is called high school, maybe elementary school is not called low school

Nice Boots

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