Tag Archives: awkward

“May I ask you two questions?” got answered with “Yes; what’s the second one?”

Posted on May 11, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Posted in almost haiku, anecdote, answer, art, belief, bored, comedy, dork, entertainment, everyday life, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, learning, maybe, memories, motivation, nerd, observation, poems, poetry, question, ridiculous, style, subversion, theories, thinking, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged "work", adventure, almost haiku, anecdote, answers, approval, art, at work, awkward, based on a true story, booooo, bored, chat, comedy, conversation, counting, curious, dialogue, dork, entertainment, geek, haiku, hearing, hope, humor, ideas, interview, journey, learning, life, listening, living, memories, nerd, numbers, observation, people, perception, permission, personal, poems, poetry, questioning, questions, really?, request, ridiculous, seriously?, storytelling, stupid, style, talk, talking, theory, thinking, thoughts, yeah right | Leave a comment

The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands

Posted on April 22, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in adversity, anecdote, answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, bored, comedy, counseling, curious, dork, drama, dream, entertainment, fucked up, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, improv, journey, learning, maybe, mischief, motivation, naughty, nutrition, observation, optimism, poems, poetry, recovering, ridiculous, scars, stories, style, subversion, theories, things, thinking, underachiever, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged accessories, adventure, almost haiku, alternate reality, April fools, art, arts and crafts, awkward, bands, bored, braces, comedy, cooking, curious, dining, dork, eating, endure, entertainment, experiment, fashion, food, geek, haiku, healing, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, ingredients, inspiration, inspire, journey, life, living, materials, maybe, mischief, mystery, nerd, opinion, perception, perspective, poems, poetry, prank, random, really?, recipe, ridiculous, rubber, rubber bands, scars, science fiction, sense, senses, seriously?, story, storytelling, stupid, style, surprise, suspense, taste, taste test, texture, theory, thinking, thoughts, tough, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, WTF, yeah right | Leave a comment

Disclaimer/excuse when i perform without having memorized my poems or what i’ve got written or planned at open mics:

Posted on April 17, 2013 by zfthrimej

because as soon as i try to memorize scripted material, the trauma and pain and weirdness and awkwardness of remembering my mother threaten to hurt torture punish destroy or kill me (if i did not remember my lines for plays … Continue reading →

Posted in adversity, art, biography, bored, child abuse, comedy, curious, dysfunctional family, entertainment, fucked up, geek, gut-check, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, journey, monster, observation, poems, poetry, ridiculous, scars, school, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, underachiever, weird, what the fuck | Tagged abuse, adversity, art, awkward, bored, bully, comedy, death, demons, domestic abuse, dork, drama, dysfunction, endure, entertainment, gallows humor, geek, growing up, healing, history, homework, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, Ishtty, issues, journey, learning, life, living, memoir, memories, memory, monsters, motivation, nerd, oratory, origin, overcome, parenting, people, perform, performance, personal, poems, poetry, questions, really?, remembering, scars, school, seriously?, stage, stage fright, survive, theater, theory, therapy, thinking, thoughts, weird, weirdo, what the fuck, whoa, why?, wow | Leave a comment

When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;

Posted on April 9, 2013 by zfthrimej

it’s his first time.

Posted in animals, answer, art, autobiography, biography, bored, comedy, culture, curious, dork, drama, entertainment, fuck yeah, geek, healing, health, homework, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, improv, journey, learning, memoir, memories, mischief, motivation, music, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, places to see, poems, poetry, question, real, reality, rhymes, ridiculous, sex, sin, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, underachiever, weird, yeah right | Tagged "It's Business Time" (by Flight of the Conchords), action, adult, adult situations, adulthood, adventure, anecdote, animals, art, autobiographical, awkward, bedroom, biographical, bored, cliffhanger, comedy, coming of age, cool, curious, dating, delicious, devirginizer, doing it, dork, drama, entertainment, euphemism, expectations, experience, first, first time, font, for real?, fun, geek, goals, growing up, handwriting, handwritten, health, healthy, him, history, honest, hope, human, humor, i don't know, ideas, inspiration, inspire, intense, intro, journey, learning, lettering, letters, life, losing virginity, lyrics, mature, mature themes, memoir, memories, messages, motivation, music, nature, nerd, nervous, nice, no way, penmanship, people, personal, places, places to see, play, poems, poetry, pressure, really?, relationships, rhymes, ridiculous, risque, romance, seduced, seduction, seriously?, setting, sex, she, sounds, story, storytelling, style, suspense, sweet, tension, theory, thinking, thoughts, time, true story, typography, virgin, way, weird, weirdo, what are they doing in there?, what is that?, what is wrong with me?, When Deadlines Become Zombies, whoa, why?, wildlife, wow, writing, written, yay, yeah right, zine, zine-making | Leave a comment

Z.F. Thrimej actually doing (and YouTube-ing) a five-minute experiment in front of a spotlight

Posted on March 16, 2013 by zfthrimej

(on 3/13/13), because whatthefuck is wrong with me. Cheers (especially if you check out the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74_EGqAvEqc

Posted in answer, art, autobiography, biography, bored, comedy, counseling, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, entertainment, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, journey, maybe, memories, motivation, observation, optimism, poems, poetry, ridiculous, scars, style, therapy, weird | Tagged adventure, anxiety, art, arts, arts and crafts, ass, awkward, bombing, boooooo, bridal, club, comedy, confidence, counseling, crash, crazy, cringe, deadline, disaster, dork, drama, dysfunctional, entertainment, facepalm, geek, healing, hope, humiliation, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, issues, jackass, journey, life, living, nerd, neuroses, open mic, performance, person, personal, poem, poetry, public, public speaking, pushed into the deep end, really?, ridiculous, scars, seriously?, sex, stage, stand-up, stress, stupid, style, talk, theater, therapy, train wreck, trauma, virgin, vocal, wax, weird, weirdo, WTF, yeah right, Youtube, Z.F. Thrimej | Leave a comment

Late at night, the student had to build a mission. When his parents asked him why, he said “Because it’s due tomorrow”

Posted on March 13, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in "homework", adversity, anecdote, answer, art, arts and crafts, bored, comedy, creativity, culture, curious, dork, dysfunctional family, education, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, geek, gut-check, health, homework, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, learning, maybe, memoir, memories, motivation, nerd, poems, poetry, procrastination, reality, ridiculous, scars, school, sculpture, stories, student, studying, style, subversion, teaching, theories, thinking, travel, traveling, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged "work", "working", addiction, adrenaline, adventure, adversity, answers, architecture, art, arts and crafts, awkward, bad habits, brains, building, challenge, class, clutch, comedy, construction, conversation, deadlines, dialogue, dork, dysfunctional family, entertainment, geek, good luck, guilty pleasure, habit, history, homework, hope, humor, hurry, i don't know, ideas, inspiration, journey, kids, last minute, late, learning, life, living, miracle, motivation, nerd, obviously, overcome, parenting, parents, people, personal, poems, poetry, pressure, procrastination, projects, questions, really?, reasons, retail, ridiculous, rush, school, seriously?, social studies, story, storytelling, student, studying, stupid, style, surprise, teaching, theory, thoughts, thrill, time, true story, WTF, yeah right | 1 Comment

I noticed a driving school car that used to have that “STUDENT OF THE MONTH” sticker on it. The part of the car that had the letters STU (from “STUDENT OF THE MONTH”) got damaged. So now that sticker just says “DENT OF THE MONTH”

Posted on March 13, 2013 by zfthrimej

. And the name of the driver (involved in the accident) turns out to be Stu.

Posted in adversity, anecdote, art, arts and crafts, bored, comedy, counseling, creativity, culture, curious, curse, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, healing, health, homework, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, learning, maybe, motivation, observation, optimism, poems, poetry, recovering, ridiculous, scars, school, science fiction, stories, student, studying, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, travel, traveling, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, yeah right | Tagged accident, accomplishment, achievement, adventure, adversity, art, awkward, bored, car, challenges, comedy, crash, creative writing, culture, curse, damage, demons, destination, driving, dysfunctional, education, endure, entertainment, experiences, fantasy, fiction, hope, humor, ideas, improv, irony, journey, language, learning, life, linguistics, living, names, people, personal, poems, poetry, reading, really?, recovering, ride, ridiculous, road rage, scars, school, seriously?, signs, story, storytelling, student, student of the month, stupid, style, surprise, survive, theory, therapy, thinking, thoughts, trauma, travel, way to go, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, words, writing, yeah right | 1 Comment

Plink Bue: colors, taste, mood

Posted on December 9, 2012 by zfthrimej

when i think of me and you

Posted in addiction, animals, art, biography, bored, colors, comedy, creativity, culture, curious, dating, dork, drama, dream, eating, entertainment, fantasy, fuck yeah, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, journey, learning, magic, maybe, memories, motivation, nature, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, paint, painting, places to see, poems, poetry, relationships, rhymes, ridiculous, sex, sin, stories, style, thinking, underachiever, visual arts, weird | Tagged abstract, addiction, adorable, adventure, animals, anticipation, art, awkward, blue, Book of Love, candy, colors, comedy, coming of age, cool, cosmic, curious, Cut Copy's "Strangers in the Wind", cute, dating, de-virgination. affection, delicious, dork, dream, Enya, erotic, erotica, ex, exploration, fantasy, fashion, flavor, food, fun, geek, good times, healing, hope, humor, ideas, journey, kiss, kissing, life, living, love, lover, lucky, lucky bastard, lust, magic, making out, memoir, memories, menu, music, nature, nerd, neurotic, nice, paint, painting, passion, perv, photography, pictures, pink, places, poems, poetry, really?, relationships, remember, rhymes, ridiculous, sense, seriously?, sex, sound, space, story, storytelling, style, suspense, sweet, taste, The xx, therapy, thinking, thoughts, tongue, travel, weird, what is wrong with me?, whoa, yum, yummy, yup | Leave a comment

She pressed her pink tenderness towards his face. His mouth took her in.

Posted on November 8, 2012 by zfthrimej

******WARNING:Mature Adult Content****** Six days after Jose dropped Sally off at her apartment, a scattered legion of zombies, ninjas, pirates, and freaks wandered the streets of San Jose and any other neighborhood in America. It was Halloween night, and Halloween … Continue reading →

Posted in adversity, art, biography, comedy, dork, geek, health, hope, huh, humor, journey, learning, motivation, naughty, observation, optimism, poems, poetry, recovering, relationships, snacks, therapy, thinking, weird, what the fuck | Tagged "No way!" "Way!", adult, arrested development, art, attraction, awkward, awkwardness, beauty, biography, bittersweet, blow, challenge, comedy, coming of age, cool, curious, dating, delicious, dork, dysfunction, erotica, escape, ex, experience, first, first time, fun, geek, good times, Halloween, healing, health, hope, human, humor, inspiration, instinct, intimacy, journey, kiss, learning, life, love, love life, lust, mature, memoir, memories, motivation, naughty, nerd, neuroses, nonfiction, personal, poems, poetry, really?, recovery, relationships, remembering, seriously?, sex, sex education, sorry, therapy, thinking, thoughts, true story, virgin, virginity, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, wow | Leave a comment

Intending to post an R-rated, meant-for-mature-audiences post on here soon. It’s a true story that actually happened. For the sake of privacy, I changed the names of its characters.

Posted on November 8, 2012 by zfthrimej

The memory of what happened (it’s a personal, intimate, coming-of-age experience) isn’t going away (in fact it feels like it needs to also get outside of my own head; it happened to me), so I will blog about it soon. … Continue reading →

Posted in art, biography, bored, curious, huh, i don't know, journey, learning, memories, poems, poetry, relationships, sex, thinking, weird | Tagged adult, art, awkward, biography, blogging, coming of age, dating, erotica, experience, good times, growing up, intimacy, journey, love, lust, mature, memoir, memory, personal, poem, poetry, preface, rated R, recovering, relationships, sex, thoughts, true story, warning, weird, writing | Leave a comment

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“May I ask you two questions?” got answered with “Yes; what’s the second one?”

The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands

Disclaimer/excuse when i perform without having memorized my poems or what i’ve got written or planned at open mics:

When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;

Z.F. Thrimej actually doing (and YouTube-ing) a five-minute experiment in front of a spotlight

I noticed a driving school car that used to have that “STUDENT OF THE MONTH” sticker on it. The part of the car that had the letters STU (from “STUDENT OF THE MONTH”) got damaged. So now that sticker just says “DENT OF THE MONTH”

Plink Bue: colors, taste, mood

She pressed her pink tenderness towards his face. His mouth took her in.

Intending to post an R-rated, meant-for-mature-audiences post on here soon. It’s a true story that actually happened. For the sake of privacy, I changed the names of its characters.

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