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“Just because there are people who are Norwegian doesn’t necessarily mean that there’s a place called Norwegia.

Posted on April 7, 2012 by zfthrimej

It’s Norway,” said the less stupid part of my brain to the stupid part of my brain.

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And yet he kept insisting that they were NOT lost.

Posted on March 29, 2012 by zfthrimej

“So where is this museum you promised to take me to? I thought you said you’d be showing me some works of art.” Sensing her frustration, he replied “You really wanna see a work of art? Well guess what? You’re … Continue reading →

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“…As soon as she found out, things went downhill for him. DOOOWWWWNHIIIIIILLLLLL…”

Posted on March 26, 2012 by zfthrimej

That’s what i overheard from one random passerby as she talked to her friend. The latter way she said downhill really echoed deeply. Steep, ow-sounding painful; that stretched ill within downhill hinting continual sickness. Colorful in the sense that it … Continue reading →

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Some restroom stalls seem too narrow, almost LIKE A CASKET;

Posted on March 24, 2012 by zfthrimej

fighting my claustrophobia when i all i want is to unload my ass/sh*t !

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“Just because there are people who are Norwegian doesn’t necessarily mean that there’s a place called Norwegia.

And yet he kept insisting that they were NOT lost.

“…As soon as she found out, things went downhill for him. DOOOWWWWNHIIIIIILLLLLL…”

Some restroom stalls seem too narrow, almost LIKE A CASKET;

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