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“I’m looking for my wife before she spends all my money.”
He said this to me before suggesting “Do not get married.”
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Wherever there’s mistletoe, there should be mints or gum nearby.
Conversely, wherever there are mints or gum, there should be mistletoe nearby. Perhaps the apostrophe (which i notice hanging from above the end of “there’s”) could become a symbol or emoticon or part of an emoticon for mistletoe or as … Continue reading →
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Frustration is art trapped backwards within frustration; so the art looks like tra.
However, with the help of reflection, art or creativity can be unlocked.
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Beyond the lookout, not just be on the lookout
(since observation and awareness also involve listening, and perhaps even smelling, touching, tasting, (and/or extrasensory perception) depending on how close, distant, or weird that which is being looked out for (or that which may not even be expected) is).
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hope looks higher than nope because hope looks beyond the limits of nope
hope also believes the possibility that nope can also be open; finding something good or functional in what might seem to be broken
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