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Tag Archives: addiction
The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”
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“I’m looking for my wife before she spends all my money.”
He said this to me before suggesting “Do not get married.”
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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet
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Late at night, the student had to build a mission. When his parents asked him why, he said “Because it’s due tomorrow”
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Plink Bue: colors, taste, mood
when i think of me and you
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Searching for a casino, the gamblers at least found a laundromat (a place where strip poker, change, heavy bedding, spinning machines, getting cleaned, and folding can all happen)
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Feeling high on mashed potatoes since they look like tasty clouds
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Tagged addiction, adventure, advertising, art, Bill Hicks, Black Friday, bored, clerk, comedy, consumerism, customer service, d.i.y., disorder, distractions, do it yourself, do we really need that?, dystopia, Fight Club, gifts, gratitude, health, here comes the airplane, hope, humor, hype, ideas, journey, life, living, materialism, media, metaphor, need, obsessions, parody, people, poem, poetry, priorities, really?, retail, retail therapy, sarcasm, satire, science fiction, seriously?, sheep, shopping, sick, sociology, spoon feed, spoon feeding, style, subversion, surface, thankful, theory, thoughts, toxicity, trends, want, why do we need that?, why?, yeah right, zombie, zombies
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“How did I get this bruise?” A stranger seriously asked this question out loud five times in a span of two minutes. Maybe repetition could be a cause;
or obliviousness?
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At 12:00, the clock makes some noise because its hands high five each other
for both reaching the clock’s top together (or it could be a high twelve).
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