Category Archives: yeah right

Ducks that illegally cross the street are jaywaddling

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“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) .  {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}

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Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

furthering into weird territory

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The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

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“May I ask you two questions?” got answered with “Yes; what’s the second one?”

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“I’m looking for my wife before she spends all my money.”

He said this to me before suggesting “Do not get married.”

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Considered submission idea for the Remembering Who We Are zine (Part 1 of ?) :There was so much unnecessary arguing between family members (and even bullying, abuse

from a mother to her daughter). This family was in the process of moving all of their belongings from their old house into a new apartment. There were disagreements and misunderstandings and lots of difficulties, stress, tensions, threat-like shoutings in … Continue reading

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The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands

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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;

it’s his first time.

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