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Any time that there’s a very excessive replaying of that Bruno Mars’ song “Marry You” actually makes me wish that there was a song called “Divorce You”.
So the chorus would probably include something like: “I think I wanna divorce you !”
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She announced to him that the cupcake cups would be her costume. Then he thanked her because he liked what he was imagining
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Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, improv, comedy, observation, i don't know, thinking, nerd, dork, curious, naughty, mischief, memories, what the fuck, biography, health, art, arts and crafts, colors, visual arts, performing arts, weird, learning, hope, motivation, journey, bored, tourist, tourism, dream, dreams, ideas, theories, maybe, style, stories, imagine, imagination, belief
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“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.
Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) . {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}
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“May I ask you two questions?” got answered with “Yes; what’s the second one?”
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Considered submission idea for the Remembering Who We Are zine (Part 1 of ?) :There was so much unnecessary arguing between family members (and even bullying, abuse
from a mother to her daughter). This family was in the process of moving all of their belongings from their old house into a new apartment. There were disagreements and misunderstandings and lots of difficulties, stress, tensions, threat-like shoutings in … Continue reading →
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The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands
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Tagged accessories, adventure, almost haiku, alternate reality, April fools, art, arts and crafts, awkward, bands, bored, braces, comedy, cooking, curious, dining, dork, eating, endure, entertainment, experiment, fashion, food, geek, haiku, healing, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, ingredients, inspiration, inspire, journey, life, living, materials, maybe, mischief, mystery, nerd, opinion, perception, perspective, poems, poetry, prank, random, really?, recipe, ridiculous, rubber, rubber bands, scars, science fiction, sense, senses, seriously?, story, storytelling, stupid, style, surprise, suspense, taste, taste test, texture, theory, thinking, thoughts, tough, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, WTF, yeah right
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Disclaimer/excuse when i perform without having memorized my poems or what i’ve got written or planned at open mics:
because as soon as i try to memorize scripted material, the trauma and pain and weirdness and awkwardness of remembering my mother threaten to hurt torture punish destroy or kill me (if i did not remember my lines for plays … Continue reading →
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Tagged abuse, adversity, art, awkward, bored, bully, comedy, death, demons, domestic abuse, dork, drama, dysfunction, endure, entertainment, gallows humor, geek, growing up, healing, history, homework, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, Ishtty, issues, journey, learning, life, living, memoir, memories, memory, monsters, motivation, nerd, oratory, origin, overcome, parenting, people, perform, performance, personal, poems, poetry, questions, really?, remembering, scars, school, seriously?, stage, stage fright, survive, theater, theory, therapy, thinking, thoughts, weird, weirdo, what the fuck, whoa, why?, wow
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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet
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From an archipelago dessert taco
it’s hatching unravelling there’s option movepronto
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Chum + chomp = chump?
Shark encounters divers in the following video: http://gawker.com/5991991/holy-fuckballs-great-white-shark-penetrates-diving-cage-goes-after-diver
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