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Wherever there’s mistletoe, there should be mints or gum nearby.
Conversely, wherever there are mints or gum, there should be mistletoe nearby. Perhaps the apostrophe (which i notice hanging from above the end of “there’s”) could become a symbol or emoticon or part of an emoticon for mistletoe or as … Continue reading →
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At a zoo, the children thought that they’d be seeing an anteater. Instead, they saw their uncle
(with their aunt).
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Tagged adult, adult situations, adventure, anachronism, anecdote, animals, answers, anteater, appetite, art, aunt, awkward, bad joke, beast, boo, bored, cannibalism, carnivore, caught, comedy, controversy, counseling, curious, dating, daydreaming, dining, disturbed, do not disturb, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, eating, entertainment, euphemism, expectations, family, field trip, field trip gone wrong, food, food for thought, freaky, geek, healing, hope, huh, humiliation, humor, hunger, i don't know, ideas, improv, inappropriate, joke, journey, kids, love, mating, memories, messed up, miscommunication, nasty, nature, naughty, nerd, no, no way, oral sex, poems, poetry, privacy, public, questions, raunch, raunchy, really?, relationships, ridiculous, scars, seriously?, sex, story, storytelling, style, subversion, surviving, taboo, telephone, theories, thinking, thoughts, tourism, trauma, travel, uncle, vampire, weird, weirdo, what the hell is wrong with me, why?, wild, wild life, WTF, zombie
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Upside down mom is wow. Meanwhile, upside down dad is pep.
Wow + pep = very surprising energy (that can potentially scar children who unintentionally interrupt mom and dad wowing and peping each other, naughty-style).
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Tagged 69. party, adventure, animals, answers, art, attraction, awkward, awkwardness, bad jokes, biography, Black Dynamite, bliss, blowing, blowjob, bored, children, comedy, counseling, couples, cunninglingus, curious, dad, dating, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, eating, entertainment, everyday life, family, fellatio, freak, freaky, fucking, fun, geek, happy mother's day, healing, health, honeymoon, huh, human nature, humor, i don't know, improv, improvisational comedy, joke, jokes, journey, kids, language, learning, love, magic trick, memoir, memories, mental health, messed up, Mitch Hedberg, mom, mother's day, nature, naughty, nerd, no, no way, observation, oral sex, orgasm, parents, perv, pleasure, poem, poems, psychology, questions, reading, really?, recovering, relationships, ridiculous, romance, scars, show, sin, strange, style, sucking, the language of love, theater, therapy, thinking, this is not happening, thoughts, trauma, unbelievable, visual, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, what the fuck, what the fuck is wrong with me, why?, words, writing, WTF, yeah right
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A flower bulb! Then i look closer, it’s really a crumpled/used Kleenex.
Being proven wrong can help the growing up, like learning about the Flytrap Venus.
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Barbed coiled wire happens after a NASTY CACTUS and a KINKY SLINKY
make forbidden love with each other.
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Coupon or Coup Pawn?
“I forgot my coupon.” A lot of customers say that after they put their items on the checkout counter in a store. And a lot of customers say that in a very surprised way that makes the coupon seem like … Continue reading →
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Tagged advertising, agenda, agendas, art, at the work place, Bill Hicks, bored, business, buying, campaign, chess, coincidence?, comedy, conspiracy theory, consumer, consumerism, coup, coupons, discounts, dork, economics, economy, election, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, Fight Club, forgetfulness, geek, guilty pleasures, hmm, human behavior, humor, i don't know, improv, improvisational comedy, impulse, impulsive, investment, joke, jokes, journey, learning, memoir, memories, mistakes, money, motivation, nerd, Noam Chomsky, observation, ownership, pawn, pawns, placebo, poems, poetry, political, psychology, questions, really?, recovering, remembering, retail therapy, saving, saving money, scars, shopping, spending, surprise, thinking, trends, trick, weird
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The jigsaw puzzle is kinda like an orgy (and/or a matchmaking process or a very complicated relationship with break-ups);
pieces, pockets, knobs and curves interlocking with each other. Sometimes flirting, agreements, disagreements, friction, fittingness, awkwardness, hopefully closure and completion along the way and (especially with the latter two) at the end of the day.
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Tagged adventure, art, arts and crafts, artwork, bored, break-up, comedy, counseling, curves, dates, dating, dork, drama, entertainment, experiment, fantasies, fantasy, fun, games, geek, guilty pleasures, humor, immaturity, improv, improvisational comedy, jigsaw puzzles, joke, jokes, journey, knobs, love, mature, maturity, mystery, nerd, orgy, party, partying, perspective, pieces, play, pockets, poems, poetry, putting the pieces together, puzzles, recovering, relationships, ridiculous, scars, sex, shrug, therapy, thinking, thoughts, toys, weird, what the fuck, what the fuck is wrong with me, WTF
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The undecided yet very hungry jury went to lunch
at the food court.
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Tagged adventure, appetite, art, at the mall, bites, break, catering, comedy, consumerism, cooking, court, courthouse, cuisine, culinary, culture, customer, daydreaming, delicious, dining, dork, drama, eating, entertainment, everyday life, famished, fantasies, fantasy, fast food, food, food court, food for thought, fun, geek, giggles, group dynamics, guilty pleasures, health, hope, hospitality, humor, hunger, hungry, improv, improvisational comedy, indecision, individuality, joke, jokes, journey, jury, jury duty, life, living, lunch, lunch time, luxury, menu, mischief, motivation, nerd, nourishing, nutrition, on the menu, opinion, poems, poetry, preferences, problem-solving, random, random writing, reality, recess, recipes, restaurant, restaurants, ridiculous, schedule, selection, selection process, snack, snacks, stomach, taste, taste test, the mall, therapy, thinking, trial, vampire, variety, weird, weirdo, what next?, what the fuck, what to do next, WTF, zombie, zombies
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What might make reading books more sexy
is pretending that the front and back covers are legs. Open them up, explore and enjoy
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Tagged adult, adventure, adventurous, aerobics, anecdotes, animals, appearances, are you fucking kidding me, art, attraction, attractive, brains, censorship, chapters, comedy, communication, confession, connection, counseling, covers, culture, curious, d.i.y., daydreaming, deep thoughts, delicious, deviant, deviant behavior, dirty, do it yourself, dork, drama, education, Egon Schiele, enjoy, entertainment, erotic, erotica, escape, escapism, exercise, expression, facts, fantasies, fantasy, fiction, filthy, fitness, flirt, flirting, food for thought, free speech, fuck yeah, fun, geek, giggles, guilty pleasures, have fun, healing, health, healthy, hips, hobbies, hobby, homework, hope, hopeful, hot, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, improvisational comedy, instinct, intellectual, issues, joke, jokes, journey, knowledge, learning, legs, librarian, library, limbs, literacy, literary, love, magic, mature, memoir, memories, mind, mindfuck, mindfuckery, mindfucking, mischief, motivation, motivational, N.I.N., naughty, nerd, nice, nonfiction, novels, obscene, observation, optimism, orgasm, Peaches, pelvic, performance art, persuasion, perusing, perv, pervert, perverted, physical fitness, play, playful, pleasure, poems, poetry, pretend, procrastination, props, reading, really?, relationships, research, ridiculous, romance, seduce, seduction, seriously?, sex, sexy, shameless, sin, spread, stimulate, stories, stretch, stretching, studying, subversion, subversive, taste, teaching, the arts, the splits, therapy, things, thinking, thoughts, underachiever, vampire, visual arts, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, what the fuck, what the fuck is wrong with me, workout, writing, WTF, yeah right, yoga
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At a Vintage Thrift Shop
A hanger (slid and shoved along against the round clothes rack) sounds the shrill indelible noise from pushed aside garment that failed to attract. It agreed (yet struggles) with inertia; There’s a chance to make and hug a new and … Continue reading →
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Tagged 500 Days of Summer, abortion, accessorizing, addiction, adventure, adversity, alter ego, analogies, analogy runway, anecdotes, angels, anxious, apparel, art, auditions, autobiography, awake, bad guy, bargain, bargain-hunting, biography, boyfriend, break-up, breaking up, burned, change, cheap, choosing, clothes, clothing, color, color coordinating, commitment, compare and contrast, complicated, complication, connection, costumes, costuming, counseling, d.i.y. do it yourself, dating, decision-making, defiance, demon, demons, devil, discipline, divorce, doing what is necessary, dork, dress rehearsal, dressing up, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, ex, ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, exs, fashion, fashionable, feminism, feminist, femme fatale, finding, finding true love, fitting clothes, fitting room, flirting, free, fuck shit up, get back up, get better, girlfriend, growing, growing up, guilt, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, healing, health, hearing, heart, heart-break, hell yeah, hope, horns, horror, image, improving, indecision, indecisive, interviews, journey, learning, leaving, lessons, life, listening, live and learn, lonely, love, making mistakes, making tough decisions, matchmaking, memoir, memories, mental health, metaphors, mirror, mistakes, mix-and-match, model, modelling, monster, motivation, moving forward, moving on, new, new day, no regrets, noises, now, observation, optimism, outfits, overcome, overcoming, pain, perception, personal, perspective, pixies, poems, poetry, pro-choice, problem-solving, prostitution, punk, real, reality, rebound, recovery, reflection, refusal, regretless, regrets, regroup, rehearsal, relationships, reminder, reminders, resolve, resonate, retail, retail therapy, rhymes, riot grrrl, role, romance, saying no, scars, scream, screening test, search, searching, selection process, self-defense, separating, separation, sex, shopping, shriek, shrieks, shrill, sin, single, sizing up, soul mates, sounds, split, splitting-up, stories, story, strength, style, tailor, tailoring, taste test, the past, the present, therapy, thrift shops, trend, trendy, trial and error, trying before buying, uncertain, undecided, unique, vampire, victim, victims, vintage, vintage thrift store, waking up, wandering, weird, weird noises, what the fuck, willpower, WTF
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