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Any time that there’s a very excessive replaying of that Bruno Mars’ song “Marry You” actually makes me wish that there was a song called “Divorce You”.

Posted on May 18, 2013 by zfthrimej

So the chorus would probably include something like: “I think I wanna divorce you !”

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“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Posted on May 17, 2013 by zfthrimej

Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) . {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}

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Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

Posted on May 16, 2013 by zfthrimej

furthering into weird territory

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Radio might have listeners that are bugs since bugs have antennas

Posted on May 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, improv, ridiculous, comedy, observation, relationships, i don't know, question, answer, thinking, nerd, dork, underachiever, curious, subversion, geek, science fiction, art, pets, animals, entertainment, pop culture, culture, fantasy, weird, learning, drama, hope, motivation, journey, optimism, bored, nature, ideas, theories, maybe, style, anecdote, creativity, imagine, belief | Tagged humor, ridiculous, comedy, poetry, poems, ideas, nature, dork, perception, stupid, thinking, what if, curious, overheard, style, animals, fun, adventure, fantasy, nerd, entertainment, science fiction, geek, art, music, storytelling, sound, really?, yeah right, writing, listening, ears, cartoon, i don't know, cool, ? science, living, hope, bored, questions, perspective, life, journey, seriously?, what is wrong with me?, maybe, noise, heard, recreation, senses, theory, story, daydreaming, bugs, wondering, audience, radio, show, waves, frequency, audio, haiku, almost haiku, concept, emoticon, technology, sensory, antennas, broadcast, channel, biology, tune in | Leave a comment

The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

Posted on May 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Last minute Mother’s Day gift idea: gift card from a bachelorette party/female-friendly adult boutique (!?)

Posted on May 12, 2013 by zfthrimej

Hopefully this is at least original and fun, and shows her love.

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A very successful hockey team plays both on ice and on fire

Posted on May 8, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, improv, ridiculous, comedy, observation, i don't know, answer, thinking, nerd, dork, underachiever, curious, subversion, geek, healthy, health, art, colors, entertainment, pop culture, culture, fantasy, weird, hope, motivation, journey, adversity, optimism, fuck yeah, travel, bored, tourist, dream, ideas, theories, maybe, style, anecdote, imagine, imagination, belief | Tagged "work", accomplish, achieve, action, adventure, adversity, almost haiku, anecdote, answers, art, athletics, attitude, booooo, bored, champion, championship, comedy, commentary, confidence, cool, creative, culture, dork, drive, driven, entertainment, exercise, expressions, fantasy, fire, fitness, fun, geek, goal, ha, haiku, hard work, hat trick, health, history, hockey, hope, humor, ice, ideas, idioms, inspiration, inspire, journey, language, legend, life, living, momentum, motivation, nerd, no$#!+sherlock, obsessed, obsession, on fire, on ice, plan, play, playoffs, poem, poetry, pyro, pyrotechnics, quasi-haiku, questions, reading, really?, record-setting, recreation, ridiculous, science fiction, self-esteem, seriously?, skate, skating, sports, sportscast, sportscasting, Stanley Cup, strength, strong, stupid, style, success, team, thinking, thoughts, victory, weird, winning, words, writing, yeah right, yes | 1 Comment

From the PG version of issue 5 of my “When Deadlines Become Zombies” zine:

Posted on May 3, 2013 by zfthrimej

a few of my poems, images, artwork

Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, improv, ridiculous, random writing, comedy, i don't know, question, thinking, nerd, underachiever, curious, subversion, science fiction, recovering, health, art, visual arts, animals, culture, monster, fantasy, weird, counseling, motivation, journey, optimism, bored, healing, ideas, theories, maybe, style, anecdote | Tagged adventure, alternate, animals, art, back cover art, books, bored, clues, comedy, conspiracy theory, cover, cover art, design, dice, dork, editing, entertainment, fantasy, geek, hints, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, illustration, images, improve, journey, lettering, life, living, mice, monsters, nerd, observation, periodicals, PG, PG version, photography, pictures, poems, poetry, preview, project, questions, reading, really?, rhymes, ridiculous, science fiction, seriously?, Slyde Ivory, small cube of cheese, story, storytelling, style, suspense, theories, thinking, thoughts, typography, vampire, weird, weirdo, When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5, writing, zine, zines, zombies | Leave a comment

Making a PG version of my R rated zine is an exercise of mercy for the sensitive clean

Posted on April 29, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in anecdote, answer, art, arts and crafts, bored, cleaning, comedy, culture, curious, entertainment, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, journey, maybe, motivation, nerd, optimism, poems, poetry, rhymes, style, subversion, theories, thinking, underachiever, visual arts | Tagged accessibility. holding back, adventure, alternate, alternate version, art, challenge, clean, comedy, discipline, dork, editing, entertainment, exercise, experiment, family friendly, geek, health, hope, humor, ideas, inspiration, inspire, journey, maybe, mercy, motivation, nerd, PG, poems, poetry, polite, pros, R, rating, restraint, rhymes, sensitive, style, theory, thoughts, two versions, When Deadlines Become Zombies issue five, writing, zine, zine-making | Leave a comment

Wandering Santa Cruz

Posted on April 28, 2013 by zfthrimej

(sweeter than sandwiched truce) , elementally fresh (while waving ocean-meets-land) boost. Cool how nature can help put things in perspective. (It’s more than this or that, beyond “accepted” or “rejected”.)

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Any time that there’s a very excessive replaying of that Bruno Mars’ song “Marry You” actually makes me wish that there was a song called “Divorce You”.

“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

Radio might have listeners that are bugs since bugs have antennas

The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

A very successful hockey team plays both on ice and on fire

From the PG version of issue 5 of my “When Deadlines Become Zombies” zine:

Making a PG version of my R rated zine is an exercise of mercy for the sensitive clean

Wandering Santa Cruz

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