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Any time that there’s a very excessive replaying of that Bruno Mars’ song “Marry You” actually makes me wish that there was a song called “Divorce You”.

Posted on May 18, 2013 by zfthrimej

So the chorus would probably include something like: “I think I wanna divorce you !”

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She announced to him that the cupcake cups would be her costume. Then he thanked her because he liked what he was imagining

Posted on May 18, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Ducks that illegally cross the street are jaywaddling

Posted on May 18, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

Posted on May 16, 2013 by zfthrimej

furthering into weird territory

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Radio might have listeners that are bugs since bugs have antennas

Posted on May 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

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The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

Posted on May 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Last minute Mother’s Day gift idea: gift card from a bachelorette party/female-friendly adult boutique (!?)

Posted on May 12, 2013 by zfthrimej

Hopefully this is at least original and fun, and shows her love.

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“May I ask you two questions?” got answered with “Yes; what’s the second one?”

Posted on May 11, 2013 by zfthrimej

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A very successful hockey team plays both on ice and on fire

Posted on May 8, 2013 by zfthrimej

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From the PG version of issue 5 of my “When Deadlines Become Zombies” zine:

Posted on May 3, 2013 by zfthrimej

a few of my poems, images, artwork

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Any time that there’s a very excessive replaying of that Bruno Mars’ song “Marry You” actually makes me wish that there was a song called “Divorce You”.

She announced to him that the cupcake cups would be her costume. Then he thanked her because he liked what he was imagining

Ducks that illegally cross the street are jaywaddling

Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

Radio might have listeners that are bugs since bugs have antennas

The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

“May I ask you two questions?” got answered with “Yes; what’s the second one?”

A very successful hockey team plays both on ice and on fire

From the PG version of issue 5 of my “When Deadlines Become Zombies” zine:

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