Category Archives: teeth

“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) .  {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}

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Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

furthering into weird territory

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The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

?

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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

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From an archipelago dessert taco

it’s hatching unravelling there’s option movepronto

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Chum + chomp = chump?

Shark encounters divers in the following video: http://gawker.com/5991991/holy-fuckballs-great-white-shark-penetrates-diving-cage-goes-after-diver

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I-Don’t-Want-To-Talk-About-Itville scribbles itself as the shrieking secret/whispered bunker/maze capital of a war-torn psychological state named Privacy.

Privacy got invaded. And that’s why I-Don’t-Want-To-Talk-About-Itville might resemble and feel like a nightmarish tangled scribble of a place.

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Before Thanksgiving turkey gobbling, there is a Halloween goblin. Perhaps it takes the form of that tradition

and Black Friday.

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The close-up sound of brushing teeth felt like hearing a helicopter/

choppered

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Inside a sunken ship the diver swam towards its chandelier (which was the hook/light/bait from an anglerfish

that fishes people; ironically weird).

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