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Late at night, the student had to build a mission. When his parents asked him why, he said “Because it’s due tomorrow”
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I noticed a driving school car that used to have that “STUDENT OF THE MONTH” sticker on it. The part of the car that had the letters STU (from “STUDENT OF THE MONTH”) got damaged. So now that sticker just says “DENT OF THE MONTH”
. And the name of the driver (involved in the accident) turns out to be Stu.
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French bosoms are present (and/or gifts) = Le Tits Now (a.k.a.”Let It Snow”)
The Christmas carol Let It Snow is one of the holiday songs playing over and over at where I work. Its repetition made me realize the subversive, potentially scandalous and adult-themed nature of the song’s title and its entirety. If you … Continue reading →
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Reminding myself that that is not Daniel Day-Lewis on the five-dollar bill
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The Evacuation Plan: A Spacecraft That Has Not Happened…(yet…)
While waiting for an elevator, i noticed an evacuation plan/sign next to that elevator. Its schematics and design resemble a spacecraft, or a science-fiction vehicle. Cool
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Choo is in school in order to emphasize training. Train is not in school so that school will not sound straining
or stressful. Food-for-thought chewable.
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Hank is a cool name because not only is it an anagram of khan, but it is also an anagram of ankh.
Therefore, it is a moniker of leadership and a life key. Hank sounds strong, hopeful, organism-affirming cool. Thankful for Hank, and anagrams.
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Turning something in can feel better than the results because the results may not have happened
yet. There might not even be results.
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If there is such a thing as a pre-school-level class for aspiring DJs, there has to be at least one student who asks “and wave them like you just don’t care?”
(after the teacher has just taught the students to “raise your hands in the air” )
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Introductory tour of a course is like a ride on the (sylla)bus;
its last stop being the final (stop).
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