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The PR initials and the fights between human-piloted robots and monsters increase Pacific Rim’s chances of crossovering with the Power Rangers
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Late at night, the student had to build a mission. When his parents asked him why, he said “Because it’s due tomorrow”
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Other possible ways/verbs/nouns of saying “Lost my virginity”
That phrase makes me ask what is gained, won, and/or found? One of Sir Isaac Newton’s laws of motion is (or goes something like) “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” So, as an exercise of applying … Continue reading →
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I noticed a driving school car that used to have that “STUDENT OF THE MONTH” sticker on it. The part of the car that had the letters STU (from “STUDENT OF THE MONTH”) got damaged. So now that sticker just says “DENT OF THE MONTH”
. And the name of the driver (involved in the accident) turns out to be Stu.
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Artist/writer’s debt-cancelling contingency fantasy plan
As an artist/writer and as someone who’s still in what looks and feels like a giant endless hole of debt because he has to repay a frickingly higher-than-expected haunting student loan AND because of questionable investments (and/or mistakes, including a … Continue reading →
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Mistletoe sounding like missile toe kinda makes it a weird word, like there’s a missile that is shaped like a toe,
or there’s a missile with a toe attached to it (probably on the missile’s front tip to give the missile extra explosive kick ?) or there’s somehow a  bionic toe that launches out from one’s foot, or there’s somehow a … Continue reading →
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A new yoga instructor (named Matt) thought about changing his name because he was concerned that being called “Yoga Matt” would encourage potential troublemaker students to step on him,
make fun of him, irritate him, and/or undermine his authority. However he did not change his name, because he is ultimately confident, and being confident is why he is a yoga instructor.
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Fascinating how a word that has four letters is not necessarily a four-letter word
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Choo is in school in order to emphasize training. Train is not in school so that school will not sound straining
or stressful. Food-for-thought chewable.
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Turning something in can feel better than the results because the results may not have happened
yet. There might not even be results.
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