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Helmet Bloodship, Tongue Red Tie, and Teeth Bleed Kiss
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Posted in humor, huh, ridiculous, comedy, observation, thinking, nerd, dork, underachiever, curious, subversion, geek, dysfunctional family, recovering, scars, what the fuck, therapy, paint, painting, art, colors, teeth, visual arts, animals, monster, fantasy, weird, magic, supernatural, hope, motivation, journey, adversity, optimism, traveling, bored, tourism, healing, ideas, theories, maybe, style, stories, anecdote, imagine, imagination
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She announced to him that the cupcake cups would be her costume. Then he thanked her because he liked what he was imagining
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Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, improv, comedy, observation, i don't know, thinking, nerd, dork, curious, naughty, mischief, memories, what the fuck, biography, health, art, arts and crafts, colors, visual arts, performing arts, weird, learning, hope, motivation, journey, bored, tourist, tourism, dream, dreams, ideas, theories, maybe, style, stories, imagine, imagination, belief
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“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.
Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) . {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}
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The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”
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“I’m looking for my wife before she spends all my money.”
He said this to me before suggesting “Do not get married.”
Posted in addiction, adversity, anecdote, art, belief, bored, comedy, counseling, culture, curious, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, entertainment, everyday life, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, journey, learning, maybe, memories, mischief, motivation, observation, optimism, places to see, poems, poetry, question, recovering, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, stories, style, subversion, theories, therapy, things, thinking, travel, traveling, underachiever, weird, yeah right
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The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands
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Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, improv, ridiculous, comedy, observation, things, i don't know, answer, thinking, dork, underachiever, curious, subversion, naughty, mischief, recovering, scars, what the fuck, fucked up, nutrition, health, art, arts and crafts, visual arts, entertainment, weird, counseling, learning, drama, hope, motivation, journey, adversity, optimism, yeah right, bored, healing, dream, ideas, theories, maybe, style, stories, anecdote, imagine, belief
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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet
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From an archipelago dessert taco
it’s hatching unravelling there’s option movepronto
Posted in adversity, animals, art, arts and crafts, autobiography, believe, bored, colors, comedy, curious, curse, dork, drama, dream, dysfunctional family, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, magic, maybe, memoir, memories, motivation, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, paint, painting, pets, places to see, poems, poetry, procrastination, question, recovering, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, science fiction, stories, style, subversion, supernatural, teeth, therapy, thinking, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, what the fuck
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A stilt walker and a pole dancer continue to be longtime partners
. Together they are balanced.
Posted in adversity, answer, art, belief, believe, bored, colors, comedy, creativity, culture, curious, dating, drama, dream, dreams, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, fuck yeah, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, maybe, mischief, motivation, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, pop culture, question, ridiculous, sex, stories, style, subversion, therapy, thinking, travel, underachiever, visual arts, weird
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Tagged "work", "working", adventure, adversity, against all odds, almost haiku, anecdote, animation, answers, art, balance, bliss, bored, circus, comedy, completion, cool, couple, creative writing, culture, cute, dance, dancing, dating, daydreaming, dork, dream, entertainment, fantasy, fashion, fiction, friends, fun, geek, happiness, hope, humor, ideas, improv, inspiration, journey, life, living, long, love, marriage, married, matchmaker, matchmaking, maybe, motivation, naturally, nerd, nice, pair, partners, partnership, people, perform, performance, perspective, poems, poetry, pole, pop culture, quasi-haiku, questions, random, really?, relationships, ridiculous, roommates, seriously?, sex, show, show business, stage, stilt, story, storytelling, strength, style, surreal, tag team, tall, team, teamwork, theory, thoughts, time, together, travel, uplifting, weird, what is wrong with me?, whoa, why?, writing, yeah right
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ing something… there
Posted in anecdote, animals, answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, believe, bored, colors, comedy, counseling, curious, dork, drama, dream, dreams, entertainment, fantasy, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, improv, journey, learning, magic, maybe, motivation, mystical, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, pets, places to see, poems, poetry, question, random writing, recovering, ridiculous, science fiction, stories, style, supernatural, theories, therapy, things, thinking, tourism, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, yeah right
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