Category Archives: snacks

Condom wrappers were strangely next to the toast (until i realized that they’re really single servings of jam)

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While eating a sandwich wrap, she’s listening to hip hop; very appropriate (rhythmic food for thought)

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They do not have any popcorn, but they do have lots of bubble wrap

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The linguist asked him: “Do you know Tagalog?” He replied: “Yeah; isn’t that a Girl Scout cookie?”

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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

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Stilt walkers seem like they would not have any problem using chopsticks

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Zolne liosf (delving into elsething)

imprint kitchen chem deliri yum archipelago dessert taco

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Chopsticks that are perceived as uncooked noodles led to the idea that uncooked noodles could have been the very first chopsticks.

Adding onto this chopstick topic of discussion, one of my friends mentioned the possibility of what if noodles are really cooked chopsticks? I replied to her: People who unknowingly eat chopsticks-cooked-into-noodles have been gyped; gyped by the ‘sticks!

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She pressed her pink tenderness towards his face. His mouth took her in.

******WARNING:Mature Adult Content****** Six days after Jose dropped Sally off at her apartment, a scattered legion of zombies, ninjas, pirates, and freaks wandered the streets of San Jose and any other neighborhood in America. It was Halloween night, and Halloween … Continue reading

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Cinderella’s ride was a pumpkin (or can it really be mushrooms?

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