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Category Archives: sin
The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”
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Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, rhymes, improv, ridiculous, comedy, observation, everyday life, sex, things, i don't know, question, answer, thinking, nerd, dork, underachiever, curious, subversion, naughty, mischief, geek, science fiction, recovering, scars, fucked up, food, eating, healthy, health, art, colors, teeth, animals, addiction, culture, sin, monster, fantasy, fantasies, weird, magic, learning, reality, drama, hope, motivation, journey, adversity, optimism, gut-check, fuck yeah, procrastination, yeah right, travel, bored, nature, dream, dreams, ideas, theories, maybe, style, stories, anecdote, imagine, imagination, belief
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Tagged humor, ridiculous, comedy, poetry, poems, rhymes, ideas, dork, consumerism, perception, motivation, stupid, sex, thoughts, thinking, what if, play, curious, food, retail, style, animals, fun, adventure, fantasy, nerd, entertainment, geek, art, math, music, singing, storytelling, shopping, really?, yeah right, brainstorm, scars, reflection, drama, health, healthy, inspire, therapy, i don't know, eating, philosophy, deadlines, mirror, punk, people, living, human, hope, tomorrow, consumer, now, lessons, evolving, evolution, moving forward, risk, danger, death, thrill, pleasure, addiction, drugs, questions, perspective, answers, inspiration, life, adversity, journey, numbers, time, clock, seriously?, adrenaline, what is wrong with me?, "work", maybe, imperfection, misunderstanding, overcome, awake, wake up, lucky, carpe diem, Fight Club, zombies, logic, theory, story, daydreaming, Bill Hicks, reasoning, lyrics, economics, birth, anecdote, hip-hop, rap, grocery shopping, pressure, asleep, mood, attitude, reflect, terminal, argument, date, present, rhythm, bucket list, alive, viral, rationale, grateful, dying, price, cost, deadline, beginning, no tomorrow, drink, feeling, feel, vice, bad idea, honored, yolo, organic, approach, indulge, expiration, expiration date, all the more reason, human condition, condition, appreciate, embrace, due, good idea?, habits, discusson, Breaking Bad, ending, understanding, numb, Trainspotting, Lust for Life, Iggy and the Stooges, Tyler Durden, sensory, Equilibrium
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Considered submission idea for the Remembering Who We Are zine (Part 1 of ?) :There was so much unnecessary arguing between family members (and even bullying, abuse
from a mother to her daughter). This family was in the process of moving all of their belongings from their old house into a new apartment. There were disagreements and misunderstandings and lots of difficulties, stress, tensions, threat-like shoutings in … Continue reading →
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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet
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Posted in adversity, anecdote, animals, answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, bored, breakfast, bullying, colors, comedy, counseling, creativity, culture, curious, dating, dork, drama, dream, dreams, eating, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, food, fuck yeah, fucked up, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, joke, journey, magic, maybe, mischief, monster, motivation, nerd, observation, optimism, paranormal, performance art, performing arts, places to see, poems, poetry, random writing, relationships, restaurant, ridiculous, scars, science fiction, sex, sin, snacks, stories, style, subversion, supernatural, teeth, theories, therapy, things, thinking, tourism, travel, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right
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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;
it’s his first time.
Posted in animals, answer, art, autobiography, biography, bored, comedy, culture, curious, dork, drama, entertainment, fuck yeah, geek, healing, health, homework, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, improv, journey, learning, memoir, memories, mischief, motivation, music, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, places to see, poems, poetry, question, real, reality, rhymes, ridiculous, sex, sin, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, underachiever, weird, yeah right
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Tagged "It's Business Time" (by Flight of the Conchords), action, adult, adult situations, adulthood, adventure, anecdote, animals, art, autobiographical, awkward, bedroom, biographical, bored, cliffhanger, comedy, coming of age, cool, curious, dating, delicious, devirginizer, doing it, dork, drama, entertainment, euphemism, expectations, experience, first, first time, font, for real?, fun, geek, goals, growing up, handwriting, handwritten, health, healthy, him, history, honest, hope, human, humor, i don't know, ideas, inspiration, inspire, intense, intro, journey, learning, lettering, letters, life, losing virginity, lyrics, mature, mature themes, memoir, memories, messages, motivation, music, nature, nerd, nervous, nice, no way, penmanship, people, personal, places, places to see, play, poems, poetry, pressure, really?, relationships, rhymes, ridiculous, risque, romance, seduced, seduction, seriously?, setting, sex, she, sounds, story, storytelling, style, suspense, sweet, tension, theory, thinking, thoughts, time, true story, typography, virgin, way, weird, weirdo, what are they doing in there?, what is that?, what is wrong with me?, When Deadlines Become Zombies, whoa, why?, wildlife, wow, writing, written, yay, yeah right, zine, zine-making
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Zolne liosf (delving into elsething)
imprint kitchen chem deliri yum archipelago dessert taco
Posted in almost haiku, animals, answer, art, arts and crafts, bored, colors, comedy, counseling, creativity, culture, curious, dork, dream, dreams, eating, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, journey, magic, maybe, memories, motivation, music, mystical, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, paint, painting, places to see, poems, poetry, pop culture, question, recovering, ridiculous, science fiction, sex, sin, snacks, stories, style, supernatural, theories, therapy, thinking, tourism, tourist, traveling, vacation, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right
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Tagged "working", adventure, art, arts and crafts, bird, cartography, color, colors, comedy, culinary, curious, daydream, dessert, dork, dream, drug, eating, energy, entertainment, fantasy. islands, fish, food, food for thought, forensics, fossils, frosting, geek, hallucinating, healing, health, high, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, inspire, jazz, journey, magic, map, motivation, music, nature, nerd, noise, paint, painting, poems, poetry, questions, random, really?, rhymes, rhythm, ridiculous, science fiction, seriously?, serum, sex, shapes, sonic, sound, storytelling, style, surreal, therapy, thinking, thoughts, tourist, travel, trip, visual, weird, weirdo, why?, zombie, zone
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Redesigning an innocent koala figurine into Yoda.
It turned out evil.
Posted in bored, cinema, comedy, counseling, creativity, culture, curious, dork, dysfunctional family, entertainment, fantasy, fucked up, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, improv, magic, maybe, mischief, monster, movies, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, paint, painting, poems, poetry, pop culture, recovering, ridiculous, science fiction, sin, star wars, stories, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, underachiever, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right
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Tagged adventure, alternate, art, Artopia, arts and crafts, attitude, bad, bloopers, bored, comedy, concept, craft, crafty, culture, dark side, Darth, dork, evil, fantasy, fashion, figure, figurine, film, geek, George Lucas, green, guilty pleasure, happy holidays, hope, humor, ideas, improv, inspire, journey, koala, light saber, memories, mischief, movies, naughty, nerd, nice, painting, photo, pictures, poem, poetry, pop culture, random, really?, ridiculous, science fiction, sculpture, seriously?, sith, star wars, style, subversion, therapy, thinking, thoughts, twisted, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, what the fuck, WTF, yeah right, Yoda
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Plink Bue: colors, taste, mood
when i think of me and you
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Tagged abstract, addiction, adorable, adventure, animals, anticipation, art, awkward, blue, Book of Love, candy, colors, comedy, coming of age, cool, cosmic, curious, Cut Copy's "Strangers in the Wind", cute, dating, de-virgination. affection, delicious, dork, dream, Enya, erotic, erotica, ex, exploration, fantasy, fashion, flavor, food, fun, geek, good times, healing, hope, humor, ideas, journey, kiss, kissing, life, living, love, lover, lucky, lucky bastard, lust, magic, making out, memoir, memories, menu, music, nature, nerd, neurotic, nice, paint, painting, passion, perv, photography, pictures, pink, places, poems, poetry, really?, relationships, remember, rhymes, ridiculous, sense, seriously?, sex, sound, space, story, storytelling, style, suspense, sweet, taste, The xx, therapy, thinking, thoughts, tongue, travel, weird, what is wrong with me?, whoa, yum, yummy, yup
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Searching for a casino, the gamblers at least found a laundromat (a place where strip poker, change, heavy bedding, spinning machines, getting cleaned, and folding can all happen)
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Posted in answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, bored, comedy, curious, dork, drama, dream, dreams, dysfunctional family, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, fuck yeah, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, improv, joke, jokes, journey, maybe, mischief, motivation, nature, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, performing arts, places to see, poems, poetry, question, relationships, ridiculous, sex, sin, stories, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, tourism, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right
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Tagged addiction, adult, adventure, anecdote, art, attitude, bed, bedding, bet, blackjack, bored, cards, casino, chance, clean, cleaning, clothes, college, comedy, creative, culture, curious, cycle, debauchery, delicious, dirty, dirty laundry, dork, dorm, double down, drama, drunk, dryer, entertainment, erotica, escape, fantasy, fashion, folding, freaky, fun, gambling, game, games, geek, good times, health, hope, humor, ideas, improv, improvised, interior design, joke, journey, laundromat, Lewis Black, life, living, lust, machines, mature, mature audience, mind-fucking, money, motivation, music, naked, naughty, nerd, party, party time, people, pipes, places, poems, poetry, poker, poker face, probability, questions, raunch, raunchy, really?, relationships, ridiculous, rinse, risk, roll play, romance, scandalous, secrets, seriously?, sex, sound, sounds, spin, spinner, statistics, story, storytelling, strip poker, style, Swingers, that film Little Children, theory, think, thoughts, tour, tourist, toys, travel, vice, washer, water, weekend, weird, weirdo, wet, what is wrong with me?, whoa, wild, words, yeah right, yoga
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A Hula Dancer Tried To Seduce Me
A hula dancer tried to seduce meeeeee I wanted to say yes She showed me pictures of her wearing lingerieeeeee She had nice legs and nice breasts. But i had to say no But i had say to say noooooo … Continue reading →
Posted in anecdote, answer, art, biography, bored, comedy, counseling, dork, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, flirting, gut-check, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, journey, learning, maybe, memoir, memories, mischief, naughty, nerd, observation, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, relationships, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, sin, style, subversion, thinking, underachiever, weird, what the fuck
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Tagged anecdote, art, attraction, autobiographical, awkward, based on a true story, biographical, boyfriend, cheating, comedy, curious, danger, dating, dork, drama, entertainment, ex-boyfriend, fantasies, fliritng, fml, forbidden, frustration, fun, geek, hula dancer, humor, i don't know, improv, life, love triangle, lust, lyrics, maturity, motivation, music, naive, naked pictures, nerd, neuroses, open mic, opportunity, persuasion, poems, poetry, prison, really?, relationships, rhymes, romance, romantic comedy, seduction, seriously?, sex, song, style, temptation, tension, underachiever, WTF
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Upside down mom is wow. Meanwhile, upside down dad is pep.
Wow + pep = very surprising energy (that can potentially scar children who unintentionally interrupt mom and dad wowing and peping each other, naughty-style).
Posted in "doing homework", "homework", "studying", "stuff", "work", "working", animals, answer, art, autobiography, biography, bored, breakfast, comedy, counseling, curious, dating, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, eating, education, entertainment, everyday life, fucked up, geek, gut-check, healing, health, healthy, homework, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, improv, joke, jokes, journey, kids, learning, magic, memoir, memories, mischief, nature, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, paint, paranormal, parenting, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, question, raising children, random writing, real, reality, recovering, relationships, ridiculous, scars, science fiction, sex, sin, snacks, subversion, supernatural, therapy, things, thinking, underachiever, vacation, vampire, visual arts, what the fuck, yeah right
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