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Category Archives: sex
The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”
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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet
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Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, improv, ridiculous, random writing, comedy, observation, sex, relationships, things, i don't know, answer, thinking, nerd, dork, underachiever, curious, dating, subversion, mischief, geek, science fiction, bullying, scars, what the fuck, fucked up, therapy, food, eating, health, art, arts and crafts, colors, teeth, visual arts, performing arts, performance art, joke, animals, entertainment, paranormal, culture, sin, monster, fantasy, fantasies, weird, magic, supernatural, snacks, counseling, drama, hope, motivation, journey, adversity, optimism, fuck yeah, yeah right, travel, bored, tourism, places to see, vacation, healing, breakfast, restaurant, dream, dreams, ideas, theories, maybe, style, stories, anecdote, creativity, imagine, imagination, belief
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A stilt walker and a pole dancer continue to be longtime partners
. Together they are balanced.
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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;
it’s his first time.
Posted in animals, answer, art, autobiography, biography, bored, comedy, culture, curious, dork, drama, entertainment, fuck yeah, geek, healing, health, homework, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, improv, journey, learning, memoir, memories, mischief, motivation, music, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, places to see, poems, poetry, question, real, reality, rhymes, ridiculous, sex, sin, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, underachiever, weird, yeah right
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Tagged "It's Business Time" (by Flight of the Conchords), action, adult, adult situations, adulthood, adventure, anecdote, animals, art, autobiographical, awkward, bedroom, biographical, bored, cliffhanger, comedy, coming of age, cool, curious, dating, delicious, devirginizer, doing it, dork, drama, entertainment, euphemism, expectations, experience, first, first time, font, for real?, fun, geek, goals, growing up, handwriting, handwritten, health, healthy, him, history, honest, hope, human, humor, i don't know, ideas, inspiration, inspire, intense, intro, journey, learning, lettering, letters, life, losing virginity, lyrics, mature, mature themes, memoir, memories, messages, motivation, music, nature, nerd, nervous, nice, no way, penmanship, people, personal, places, places to see, play, poems, poetry, pressure, really?, relationships, rhymes, ridiculous, risque, romance, seduced, seduction, seriously?, setting, sex, she, sounds, story, storytelling, style, suspense, sweet, tension, theory, thinking, thoughts, time, true story, typography, virgin, way, weird, weirdo, what are they doing in there?, what is that?, what is wrong with me?, When Deadlines Become Zombies, whoa, why?, wildlife, wow, writing, written, yay, yeah right, zine, zine-making
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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5 is the latest zine (featuring my poems, pictures, and stories) that i’ve finished making.
Now considering where or how exactly will i be releasing it…
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Tagged adventure, anecdote, answers, art, arts and crafts, autobiography, biographical, bored, brainstorm, comedy, coming of age, culture, d.i.y., dating, dork, entertainment, erotica, expectation, experiment, feathers, featuring adult content, for mature audiences, geek, growing up, Halloween, hints, history, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, journey, life, living, love, lust, make, making, memoir, memories, nerd, observations, people, periodical, personal, pictures, pink, poems, poetry, pressure, preview, publishing, questions, random, rated R, reading, really?, relationships, ridiculous, romance, seriously?, sex, Slyde Ivory, stories, storytelling, style, theories, theory, thinking, thoughts, update, visual, weird, When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5, writing, zine, zines
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While the triathlete stated that she’d do Ironman, she had to clarify to the fanboy that she was not talking about Robert Downey Jr. or Tony Stark, and that she would not do Iron Man
. (She was actually referring to the Ironman Triathlon, not the superhero.)
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Zolne liosf (delving into elsething)
imprint kitchen chem deliri yum archipelago dessert taco
Posted in almost haiku, animals, answer, art, arts and crafts, bored, colors, comedy, counseling, creativity, culture, curious, dork, dream, dreams, eating, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, journey, magic, maybe, memories, motivation, music, mystical, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, paint, painting, places to see, poems, poetry, pop culture, question, recovering, ridiculous, science fiction, sex, sin, snacks, stories, style, supernatural, theories, therapy, thinking, tourism, tourist, traveling, vacation, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right
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Tagged "working", adventure, art, arts and crafts, bird, cartography, color, colors, comedy, culinary, curious, daydream, dessert, dork, dream, drug, eating, energy, entertainment, fantasy. islands, fish, food, food for thought, forensics, fossils, frosting, geek, hallucinating, healing, health, high, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, inspire, jazz, journey, magic, map, motivation, music, nature, nerd, noise, paint, painting, poems, poetry, questions, random, really?, rhymes, rhythm, ridiculous, science fiction, seriously?, serum, sex, shapes, sonic, sound, storytelling, style, surreal, therapy, thinking, thoughts, tourist, travel, trip, visual, weird, weirdo, why?, zombie, zone
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A few hours ago, I performed a set at Rooster T. Feathers’ club for the very first time. It was a de-virginatingly nice experience,
one which involved a reminder (which i shared with the audience) of how i lost my virginity and the instructional/how-human-people-have-sexual-intercourse(-with-each-other) process of reading index cards while losing it. Maybe I will go into detail about this/blog more about this (and more … Continue reading →
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Tagged art, audience, autobiographical, autobiography, club, comedy, coming of age, de-virginate, dork, entertainment, first, first time, free speech, fun, geek, good times, health, hell yeah, honesty, hope, humor, ideas, index cards, life, living, lose virginity, losing it, love, me, memories, motivation, nerd, New Talent Showcase Night, nice, on stage, open mic, perform, performance art, personal, poems, poetry, really?, relationships, reminder, Rooster T. Feathers, seriously?, sex, spoken word, steps, storytelling, style, theater, thinking, thoughts, true story, virgin, what is wrong with, Z.F., Z.F. Thrimej
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French bosoms are present (and/or gifts) = Le Tits Now (a.k.a.”Let It Snow”)
The Christmas carol Let It Snow is one of the holiday songs playing over and over at where I  work. Its repetition made me realize the subversive, potentially scandalous and adult-themed nature of the song’s title and its entirety. If you … Continue reading →
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Tagged "work", adventure, analysis, animal, art, at work, bad, bored, bosoms, carols, cheer, Christmas, Coathangers' "Nestle In My Boobies", comedy, cool, curious, dating, delicious, dork, entertainment, fantasy, food, fun, geek, gift, healing, health, hit single, holidays, hope, humor, ideas, imagine, inspiration, inspire, intimacy, journey, kiss, language, Let It Snow, listen, love, lust, lyrics, mammary glands, mature. adult, merry, milk, muse, music, music review, naughty, nerd, nice, noise, oral, oral fixation, passion, Peaches, people, personal, personal growth, play, poems, poetry, present, punk, random, really?, relationships, ridiculous, seriously?, sex, sex education, snack, snow, songs, sound, soundtrack, story, storytelling, style, subversion, suck, taste, theory, therapy, thinking, thoughts, tongue, what is wrong with me?, words, yeah right, yes please. like, yum
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Plink Bue: colors, taste, mood
when i think of me and you
Posted in addiction, animals, art, biography, bored, colors, comedy, creativity, culture, curious, dating, dork, drama, dream, eating, entertainment, fantasy, fuck yeah, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, journey, learning, magic, maybe, memories, motivation, nature, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, paint, painting, places to see, poems, poetry, relationships, rhymes, ridiculous, sex, sin, stories, style, thinking, underachiever, visual arts, weird
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Tagged abstract, addiction, adorable, adventure, animals, anticipation, art, awkward, blue, Book of Love, candy, colors, comedy, coming of age, cool, cosmic, curious, Cut Copy's "Strangers in the Wind", cute, dating, de-virgination. affection, delicious, dork, dream, Enya, erotic, erotica, ex, exploration, fantasy, fashion, flavor, food, fun, geek, good times, healing, hope, humor, ideas, journey, kiss, kissing, life, living, love, lover, lucky, lucky bastard, lust, magic, making out, memoir, memories, menu, music, nature, nerd, neurotic, nice, paint, painting, passion, perv, photography, pictures, pink, places, poems, poetry, really?, relationships, remember, rhymes, ridiculous, sense, seriously?, sex, sound, space, story, storytelling, style, suspense, sweet, taste, The xx, therapy, thinking, thoughts, tongue, travel, weird, what is wrong with me?, whoa, yum, yummy, yup
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