Category Archives: science fiction

“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) .  {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}

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Radio might have listeners that are bugs since bugs have antennas

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The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

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From the PG version of issue 5 of my “When Deadlines Become Zombies” zine:

a few of my poems, images, artwork

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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

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From an archipelago dessert taco

it’s hatching unravelling there’s option movepronto

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Stilt walkers seem like they would not have any problem using chopsticks

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ing something… there

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Odcul@ field

i was looking at the sky, photographing it and its shapes. This is how Slyde Ivory moves, how she flows how she escapes.

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I noticed a driving school car that used to have that “STUDENT OF THE MONTH” sticker on it. The part of the car that had the letters STU (from “STUDENT OF THE MONTH”) got damaged. So now that sticker just says “DENT OF THE MONTH”

. And the name of the driver (involved in the accident) turns out to be Stu.

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