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“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.
Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) . {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}
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Tagged abuse, academic pressure, adventure, answers, art, based on a true story, biographical, black comedy, brains, bullying, comedy, coming of age, crisis, dating, deadlines, demons, dialogue, domestic violence, dork, dysfunctional family, elitism, emotions, fantasy, gallows humor, geek, haunt, heal, health, hope, horror, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, inspiration, inspire, journey, life, living, lyrics, memoir, memories, mental health, monsters, motivation, music, nerd, noise, overcome, overcome adversity, pain, paint, painting, perspective, poems, poetry, procrastinating, questions, rape victim, really?, recovering, red, relationships, remembering, rhymes, school, school pressure, science fiction, searching, seriously?, singing, sound, story, storytelling, style, survivor, therapy, thinking, thoughts, to be continued..., trauma, victim, visual, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, WTF, zombies
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Disclaimer/excuse when i perform without having memorized my poems or what i’ve got written or planned at open mics:
because as soon as i try to memorize scripted material, the trauma and pain and weirdness and awkwardness of remembering my mother threaten to hurt torture punish destroy or kill me (if i did not remember my lines for plays … Continue reading →
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Tagged abuse, adversity, art, awkward, bored, bully, comedy, death, demons, domestic abuse, dork, drama, dysfunction, endure, entertainment, gallows humor, geek, growing up, healing, history, homework, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, Ishtty, issues, journey, learning, life, living, memoir, memories, memory, monsters, motivation, nerd, oratory, origin, overcome, parenting, people, perform, performance, personal, poems, poetry, questions, really?, remembering, scars, school, seriously?, stage, stage fright, survive, theater, theory, therapy, thinking, thoughts, weird, weirdo, what the fuck, whoa, why?, wow
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Late at night, the student had to build a mission. When his parents asked him why, he said “Because it’s due tomorrow”
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I noticed a driving school car that used to have that “STUDENT OF THE MONTH” sticker on it. The part of the car that had the letters STU (from “STUDENT OF THE MONTH”) got damaged. So now that sticker just says “DENT OF THE MONTH”
. And the name of the driver (involved in the accident) turns out to be Stu.
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A few hours ago, I performed a set at Rooster T. Feathers’ club for the very first time. It was a de-virginatingly nice experience,
one which involved a reminder (which i shared with the audience) of how i lost my virginity and the instructional/how-human-people-have-sexual-intercourse(-with-each-other) process of reading index cards while losing it. Maybe I will go into detail about this/blog more about this (and more … Continue reading →
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Tagged art, audience, autobiographical, autobiography, club, comedy, coming of age, de-virginate, dork, entertainment, first, first time, free speech, fun, geek, good times, health, hell yeah, honesty, hope, humor, ideas, index cards, life, living, lose virginity, losing it, love, me, memories, motivation, nerd, New Talent Showcase Night, nice, on stage, open mic, perform, performance art, personal, poems, poetry, really?, relationships, reminder, Rooster T. Feathers, seriously?, sex, spoken word, steps, storytelling, style, theater, thinking, thoughts, true story, virgin, what is wrong with, Z.F., Z.F. Thrimej
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Artist/writer’s debt-cancelling contingency fantasy plan
As an artist/writer and as someone who’s still in what looks and feels like a giant endless hole of debt because he has to repay a frickingly higher-than-expected haunting student loan AND because of questionable investments (and/or mistakes, including a … Continue reading →
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If there is such a thing as a pre-school-level class for aspiring DJs, there has to be at least one student who asks “and wave them like you just don’t care?”
(after the teacher has just taught the students to “raise your hands in the air” )
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Hints of my latest zine: When Deadlines Become Zombies issue four
fish moving forward can’t forget about before… Poems, pictures, spilt paradoxes reconsidered confronting ”demons” (or lizards or even shape-changing figures?)…
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Tagged adventure, art, attitude, bad joke, bite, bleeding, blood, blue, bored, characters, comedy, creative writing, d.i.y. punk, daydreaming, deadlines, death, demons, dork, drama, eating, entertainment, escape, fish, fishing, food, geek, Gildy, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, inspiration, issues, joke, journey, Juanny, life, literature, monster, motivation, music, mythology, nature, nerd, ninja, obsession, obsessive, ocd, overcome, personal, pets, pictures, poems, poetry, procrastination, reading, really?, recovering, revenge, rhymes, ridiculous, rock, self-publishing, seriously?, shark, sound, stories, story, storytelling, style, survive, swimming, tension, therapy, thinking, thoughts, travel, underwater, water, waves, weird, weirdo, Wharlpoon, what the fuck, When Deadlines Become Zombies, writing, WTF, yeah right, Z.F. Thrimej, zine, zine-making, zines, zombie, zombie fish, zombies
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A mini-prequel to my post “Lurknife talks to Gildy (leading to something that might sound silly)”
Wharlpoon CAUGHT and gulped down Gildy who’s now inside her gut. Yet (near-dead) Gildy hears voice (Lurknife?!) saying: “Get back up.” (what happens next can be found at: http://zfthrimej.wordpress.com/2012/07/23/lurknife-talks-to-gildy-leading-to-something-that-might-sound-silly )
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Tagged adventure, adversity, animals, art, bored, bullying, cartoon, comedy, confrontation, creative writing, daydreaming, dork, drama, eating, entertainment, escape, fight, fish, geek, Gildy, goldfish, healing, hope, humor, ideas, inspiration, inspire, journey, Lurknife, monster, motivation, nature, nerd, ninja, pets, poems, poetry, problem-solving, procrastinate, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, school, self-defense, shark, silly, solutions, story, storytelling, style, survive, surviving, teeth, therapy, thinking, thoughts, trap, trapped, underwater, weird, weirdo, Wharlpoon, writing, yeah right, zine
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Unfinished crossword puzzle is a mumbly muted chatterbox
with lots of teeth.
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