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Category Archives: rhymes
“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.
Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) . {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}
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Tagged abuse, academic pressure, adventure, answers, art, based on a true story, biographical, black comedy, brains, bullying, comedy, coming of age, crisis, dating, deadlines, demons, dialogue, domestic violence, dork, dysfunctional family, elitism, emotions, fantasy, gallows humor, geek, haunt, heal, health, hope, horror, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, inspiration, inspire, journey, life, living, lyrics, memoir, memories, mental health, monsters, motivation, music, nerd, noise, overcome, overcome adversity, pain, paint, painting, perspective, poems, poetry, procrastinating, questions, rape victim, really?, recovering, red, relationships, remembering, rhymes, school, school pressure, science fiction, searching, seriously?, singing, sound, story, storytelling, style, survivor, therapy, thinking, thoughts, to be continued..., trauma, victim, visual, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, WTF, zombies
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The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”
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Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, rhymes, improv, ridiculous, comedy, observation, everyday life, sex, things, i don't know, question, answer, thinking, nerd, dork, underachiever, curious, subversion, naughty, mischief, geek, science fiction, recovering, scars, fucked up, food, eating, healthy, health, art, colors, teeth, animals, addiction, culture, sin, monster, fantasy, fantasies, weird, magic, learning, reality, drama, hope, motivation, journey, adversity, optimism, gut-check, fuck yeah, procrastination, yeah right, travel, bored, nature, dream, dreams, ideas, theories, maybe, style, stories, anecdote, imagine, imagination, belief
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Tagged humor, ridiculous, comedy, poetry, poems, rhymes, ideas, dork, consumerism, perception, motivation, stupid, sex, thoughts, thinking, what if, play, curious, food, retail, style, animals, fun, adventure, fantasy, nerd, entertainment, geek, art, math, music, singing, storytelling, shopping, really?, yeah right, brainstorm, scars, reflection, drama, health, healthy, inspire, therapy, i don't know, eating, philosophy, deadlines, mirror, punk, people, living, human, hope, tomorrow, consumer, now, lessons, evolving, evolution, moving forward, risk, danger, death, thrill, pleasure, addiction, drugs, questions, perspective, answers, inspiration, life, adversity, journey, numbers, time, clock, seriously?, adrenaline, what is wrong with me?, "work", maybe, imperfection, misunderstanding, overcome, awake, wake up, lucky, carpe diem, Fight Club, zombies, logic, theory, story, daydreaming, Bill Hicks, reasoning, lyrics, economics, birth, anecdote, hip-hop, rap, grocery shopping, pressure, asleep, mood, attitude, reflect, terminal, argument, date, present, rhythm, bucket list, alive, viral, rationale, grateful, dying, price, cost, deadline, beginning, no tomorrow, drink, feeling, feel, vice, bad idea, honored, yolo, organic, approach, indulge, expiration, expiration date, all the more reason, human condition, condition, appreciate, embrace, due, good idea?, habits, discusson, Breaking Bad, ending, understanding, numb, Trainspotting, Lust for Life, Iggy and the Stooges, Tyler Durden, sensory, Equilibrium
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Making a PG version of my R rated zine is an exercise of mercy for the sensitive clean
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Posted in anecdote, answer, art, arts and crafts, bored, cleaning, comedy, culture, curious, entertainment, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, journey, maybe, motivation, nerd, optimism, poems, poetry, rhymes, style, subversion, theories, thinking, underachiever, visual arts
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Tagged accessibility. holding back, adventure, alternate, alternate version, art, challenge, clean, comedy, discipline, dork, editing, entertainment, exercise, experiment, family friendly, geek, health, hope, humor, ideas, inspiration, inspire, journey, maybe, mercy, motivation, nerd, PG, poems, poetry, polite, pros, R, rating, restraint, rhymes, sensitive, style, theory, thoughts, two versions, When Deadlines Become Zombies issue five, writing, zine, zine-making
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“I’m looking for my wife before she spends all my money.”
He said this to me before suggesting “Do not get married.”
Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, rhymes, improv, ridiculous, comedy, observation, everyday life, things, i don't know, question, thinking, dork, underachiever, curious, subversion, mischief, dysfunctional family, memories, recovering, scars, therapy, health, art, addiction, entertainment, culture, weird, counseling, learning, drama, hope, motivation, journey, adversity, optimism, yeah right, traveling, travel, bored, places to see, healing, ideas, theories, maybe, style, stories, anecdote, belief
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From an archipelago dessert taco
it’s hatching unravelling there’s option movepronto
Posted in adversity, animals, art, arts and crafts, autobiography, believe, bored, colors, comedy, curious, curse, dork, drama, dream, dysfunctional family, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, magic, maybe, memoir, memories, motivation, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, paint, painting, pets, places to see, poems, poetry, procrastination, question, recovering, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, science fiction, stories, style, subversion, supernatural, teeth, therapy, thinking, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, what the fuck
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Tagged abuse, adventure, adversity, alien/aliens, animals, art, beast, bullies, challenges, characters, claws, colors, comedy, cosmic, crash, cray cray, crazy, danger, death, demons, dork, dream, dysfunction, dysfunctional, endure, energy, entertainment, fangs, fantasy, force of nature, forest, geek, grr, healing, health, hints, history, hope, humor, hunt, i don't know, inspire, island, journey, life, living, lyrics, magic, metaphor, monster, monsters, motivation, music, mythology, nerd, noise, nonsense, obstacles, oh shit, painting, photography, pictures, places, poem, poetry, predator, quest, random, rap, really?. entertainment, recovering, rhymes, rock, run, scars, science fiction, seismic, seriously?, sonic, sound, spaceship, story, storytelling, style, surreal, survival, tales, teeth, thefuck, theory, therapy, traces, visual, weird, weirdo, what is that?, what is wrong with me?, what's that, wilderness, WTF
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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;
it’s his first time.
Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, rhymes, improv, ridiculous, music, comedy, observation, sex, i don't know, question, answer, thinking, nerd, dork, underachiever, curious, homework, subversion, naughty, mischief, geek, memories, memoir, therapy, autobiography, biography, health, art, animals, entertainment, culture, sin, weird, learning, reality, real, drama, hope, motivation, journey, optimism, fuck yeah, yeah right, bored, places to see, healing, ideas, theories, style, imagination
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Tagged humor, ridiculous, comedy, poetry, poems, rhymes, ideas, nature, dork, suspense, motivation, romance, sex, thoughts, thinking, relationships, play, no way, curious, style, animals, fun, dating, adventure, nerd, entertainment, geek, art, music, storytelling, euphemism, really?, yeah right, writing, awkward, memories, why?, true story, drama, weird, memoir, health, sweet, healthy, inspire, i don't know, learning, cool, autobiographical, people, human, history, sounds, nervous, hope, action, seduction, bored, for real?, honest, inspiration, life, journey, time, seriously?, what is wrong with me?, nice, places, weirdo, tension, personal, delicious, whoa, wow, expectations, theory, growing up, story, mature, adult, adult situations, goals, way, lyrics, anecdote, cliffhanger, first, intense, yay, messages, places to see, pressure, zine, When Deadlines Become Zombies, typography, font, what is that?, letters, experience, setting, written, zine-making, biographical, coming of age, virgin, first time, losing virginity, bedroom, lettering, intro, mature themes, risque, what are they doing in there?, she, him, "It's Business Time" (by Flight of the Conchords), adulthood, devirginizer, wildlife, handwriting, handwritten, seduced, penmanship, doing it
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“They may LOOK LIKE they’re winning, but i have NOT YET given up,” said the untangler of the necklaces (most got mixed up in a knot)
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Tagged "work", adventure, adversity, against all odds, art, comedy, conversation, dialogue, dork, geek, hope, humor, ideas, improv, jewelry, journey, life, living, lyrics, motivation, museum store, music, necklaces, nerd, observation, overcome, people, poems, poetry, puzzles, rap, really?, retail, rhymes, ridiculous, seriously. odd jobs, seriously?, Sisyphus, tangle, tangled, theories, things people say, why?, words, yeah right
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(A lungingly puckering jungle-tongued approacher, whipping up/in through again when something “should be” over? It’s a wreaky leech-creature that keeps feeding off the so sure? It’s a red-flag/questionable-mess suspicious, getting too closer?)
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Tagged animal, art, beast, break-ups, characters, comedy, crazy, demon, disaster, dragon, dysfunctional family, entertainment, ex, fantasy, fiction, frienemy?, ghosts, gut check. scars, Halloween, haunt, healing, health, heart, hip-hop, hopr, horror, humor, i don't know, ideas, issues, journey, Kardiavore, legend, magic, memories, monster, motivation, mutant, myth, nemesis, nightmare, obsession, painting, paranoia, photography, poem, poetry, psychology, pulse, questions, random, really?, recovering, reflection, rhymes, ridiculous, science fiction, seaching, seriously?, serpent, signs, stalker?, storytelling, strange, stupid, subconsious, survive, the future, the past, theory, therapy, thinking, thoughts, trauma, unleash the beast, Valentine's Day, weird, weirdo, what is that?, WTF, yeah right, zombie apocalypse, zombies
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Nominated for the Gargie Award (part 1 of ?; this is the part where i announce that my blog got nominated for the Gargie Award, and where i mention the rules)
My blog actually got nominated for the Gargie Award by blogger Izzy over at GothicHeartandBatWings (which features delicious recipes, crafts, adventures, style tips, costumed fun, and more. Check out her sweet inspiring blog, especially if you enjoy bites and/or biting. Because … Continue reading →
Posted in art, bored, curious, entertainment, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, journey, optimism, poems, poetry, rhymes, ridiculous, style
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Tagged announcement, art, arts and crafts, award, blog, blogs, cool, fun, Gargie Award, gothicheartsandbatwings, grateful, hell yeah, honored, hope, humor, Izzy, journey, lucky, nice, nominated, poem, poetry, recipes, recognition, recommendations, rhymes, style, suggestions, sweet, thank you, thanks, thinking, thoughts, yeah
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In order to improve his hovering-in-mid-air chances, he kept on blinking and blinking with hummingbird-winged eyelashes
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Posted in addiction, adversity, art, bored, comedy, counseling, curious, dork, entertainment, fuck yeah, fucked up, geek, gut-check, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, joke, magic, maybe, motivation, music, nature, nerd, optimism, poems, poetry, procrastination, random writing, rhymes, ridiculous, science fiction, stories, style, subversion, theories, thinking, travel, traveling, underachiever, weird, what the fuck, yeah right
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Tagged adventure, animals, art, bad idea, birds, blinking, booooo, bored, comedy, dork, entertainment, eyelashes, fantasy, flight, flying, geek, goals, hope, hover, hovercraft, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, improve, inspiration, inspire, journey, life, living, longshot, lyrics, motivation, music, nerd, ocd, poem, poetry, random, really?, rhymes, ridiculous, science fiction, seriously?, sound, story, storytelling, stupid, style, theory, thinking, thoughts, travel, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, wings, WTF, yeah right
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