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In order to improve his hovering-in-mid-air chances, he kept on blinking and blinking with hummingbird-winged eyelashes

Posted on January 19, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Sharing my poem “Chopsticks and Noodles” (on YouTube)

Posted on January 19, 2013 by zfthrimej

http://www.youtube.com./watch?v=XVZkm9tcmy0 (a short ridiculous, sideways reading, recorded back on 12/11/12. )

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Regarding WordPress’ enhanced stats: bar graph kinda looks like it’s getting the X-ray or MRI treatment, stat!

Posted on January 7, 2013 by zfthrimej

(And with a new medically immediate-like level of importance and dramatic depth; cool

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Chopsticks that are perceived as uncooked noodles led to the idea that uncooked noodles could have been the very first chopsticks.

Posted on December 11, 2012 by zfthrimej

Adding onto this chopstick topic of discussion, one of my friends mentioned the possibility of what if noodles are really cooked chopsticks? I replied to her: People who unknowingly eat chopsticks-cooked-into-noodles have been gyped; gyped by the ‘sticks!

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Pirates identify with movies rated R(rrrrr).

Posted on December 7, 2012 by zfthrimej

And this may help explain why those copyrighted works are unauthorizedly reproduced or distributed.

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From the PG version of issue 5 of my “When Deadlines Become Zombies” zine:

Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

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Odcul@ field

Two bent knees (that are pressed together) can look like the cheeks of a butt

In order to improve his hovering-in-mid-air chances, he kept on blinking and blinking with hummingbird-winged eyelashes

Sharing my poem “Chopsticks and Noodles” (on YouTube)

Regarding WordPress’ enhanced stats: bar graph kinda looks like it’s getting the X-ray or MRI treatment, stat!

Chopsticks that are perceived as uncooked noodles led to the idea that uncooked noodles could have been the very first chopsticks.

Pirates identify with movies rated R(rrrrr).

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