Category Archives: procrastination

“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) .  {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}

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Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

furthering into weird territory

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The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

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From an archipelago dessert taco

it’s hatching unravelling there’s option movepronto

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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5 is the latest zine (featuring my poems, pictures, and stories) that i’ve finished making.

Now considering where or how exactly will i be releasing it…

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Submission (and a few considered ideas for submissions) to Remembering Who We Are zine

The submission that i ultimately submitted to that zine was a poem that i posted on my blog last year. That poem is Coupon or Coup Pawn?  which can be found at: http://zfthrimej.wordpress.com/2012/04/11/coupon-or-coup-pawn/  And while i like and am proud … Continue reading

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Late at night, the student had to build a mission. When his parents asked him why, he said “Because it’s due tomorrow”

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Other possible ways/verbs/nouns of saying “Lost my virginity”

That phrase makes me ask what is gained, won, and/or found? One of Sir Isaac Newton’s laws of motion is (or goes something like) “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” So, as an exercise of applying … Continue reading

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Hood of a hoodie could also function as a mini-backpack/bag

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In order to improve his hovering-in-mid-air chances, he kept on blinking and blinking with hummingbird-winged eyelashes

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