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Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, improv, ridiculous, comedy, observation, relationships, i don't know, question, answer, thinking, nerd, dork, underachiever, curious, subversion, geek, science fiction, art, pets, animals, entertainment, pop culture, culture, fantasy, weird, learning, drama, hope, motivation, journey, optimism, bored, nature, ideas, theories, maybe, style, anecdote, creativity, imagine, belief
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From an archipelago dessert taco
it’s hatching unravelling there’s option movepronto
Posted in adversity, animals, art, arts and crafts, autobiography, believe, bored, colors, comedy, curious, curse, dork, drama, dream, dysfunctional family, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, magic, maybe, memoir, memories, motivation, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, paint, painting, pets, places to see, poems, poetry, procrastination, question, recovering, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, science fiction, stories, style, subversion, supernatural, teeth, therapy, thinking, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, what the fuck
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Tagged abuse, adventure, adversity, alien/aliens, animals, art, beast, bullies, challenges, characters, claws, colors, comedy, cosmic, crash, cray cray, crazy, danger, death, demons, dork, dream, dysfunction, dysfunctional, endure, energy, entertainment, fangs, fantasy, force of nature, forest, geek, grr, healing, health, hints, history, hope, humor, hunt, i don't know, inspire, island, journey, life, living, lyrics, magic, metaphor, monster, monsters, motivation, music, mythology, nerd, noise, nonsense, obstacles, oh shit, painting, photography, pictures, places, poem, poetry, predator, quest, random, rap, really?. entertainment, recovering, rhymes, rock, run, scars, science fiction, seismic, seriously?, sonic, sound, spaceship, story, storytelling, style, surreal, survival, tales, teeth, thefuck, theory, therapy, traces, visual, weird, weirdo, what is that?, what is wrong with me?, what's that, wilderness, WTF
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Posted in anecdote, animals, answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, believe, bored, colors, comedy, counseling, curious, dork, drama, dream, dreams, entertainment, fantasy, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, improv, journey, learning, magic, maybe, motivation, mystical, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, pets, places to see, poems, poetry, question, random writing, recovering, ridiculous, science fiction, stories, style, supernatural, theories, therapy, things, thinking, tourism, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, yeah right
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Tagged adventure, ambience, anecdote, animals, answers, art, arts and crafts, atmosphere, bored, calm, clues, color, colors, comedy, comfort, curiosity, curious, d.i.y., daydreaming, details, dork, drama, dream, emoticons, entertainment, fabric, fantasy, floral, flowers, forms, gallery, garden, geek, grass, healing, hope, horizon, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, inspiration, inspire, journey, landscape, language, life, living, love, maybe, mellow, mood, music, mystery, nature, nerd, noise, optimism, patch, pause, peace, people, perspective, photography, pink, place, places, plants, poems, poetry, questions, really?, relationships, rhythm, ridiculous, science fiction, seriously?, setting, sex, shapes, soft, sonic, space, spring, stage, story, storytelling, style, theater, theory, therapy, thinking, thoughts, tones, travelling, trip, trippy, vacation, visual, wandering, warmth, weird, weirdo, what is that?, what is wrong with me?, what the fuck, what the fuck is that, wondering, woods, writing, yeah right
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Eeyore could feel less lonely with a companion named Eeyorette.
They could make each other happy; his sadness she’ll offset. ****** (1/16/13 update: i think i will call the poem version of this post: “A Couple of Donkeys”
Posted in bored, comedy, counseling, creativity, culture, curious, dork, entertainment, fantasy, geek, healing, health, healthy, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, magic, maybe, movies, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, pets, poems, poetry, pop culture, question, relationships, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, style, therapy, thinking, underachiever, weird, writer's block, yeah right
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Tagged A.A. Milne, affection, animals, answer, art, believe, bored, cartoon, characters, comedy, counseling, curious, dating, daydreaming, depression, donkey, dork, Eeyore, Eeyorette, energy, entertainment, fan fiction, fantasy, geek, getting back up, happiness, healing, heart, hearts, hope, humor, i don't know, icon, ideas, journey, life, living, loneliness, lonely, love, matchmaking, maybe, motivation, names, nerd, partnership, pets, poem, poetry, pop culture, problem-solving, question, really?, rebound, recovering, relationships, rhymes, ridiculous, romance, scars, seriously?, story, stuffed animals, style, theory, therapy, thinking, thoughts, underdog, weird, weirdo, why not?, why?, Winnie-the-Pooh, yeah right
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Hints of my latest zine: When Deadlines Become Zombies issue four
fish moving forward can’t forget about before… Poems, pictures, spilt paradoxes reconsidered confronting ”demons” (or lizards or even shape-changing figures?)…
Posted in answer, art, bored, bullying, colors, comedy, comic books, counseling, creativity, culture, curious, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, entertainment, everyday life, fantasy, geek, gut-check, healing, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, improv, joke, jokes, journey, learning, maybe, monster, motivation, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, paint, painting, pets, poems, poetry, procrastination, question, recovering, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, school, snacks, stories, student, style, subversion, teeth, theories, therapy, things, thinking, travel, traveling, underachiever, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right
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Tagged adventure, art, attitude, bad joke, bite, bleeding, blood, blue, bored, characters, comedy, creative writing, d.i.y. punk, daydreaming, deadlines, death, demons, dork, drama, eating, entertainment, escape, fish, fishing, food, geek, Gildy, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, inspiration, issues, joke, journey, Juanny, life, literature, monster, motivation, music, mythology, nature, nerd, ninja, obsession, obsessive, ocd, overcome, personal, pets, pictures, poems, poetry, procrastination, reading, really?, recovering, revenge, rhymes, ridiculous, rock, self-publishing, seriously?, shark, sound, stories, story, storytelling, style, survive, swimming, tension, therapy, thinking, thoughts, travel, underwater, water, waves, weird, weirdo, Wharlpoon, what the fuck, When Deadlines Become Zombies, writing, WTF, yeah right, Z.F. Thrimej, zine, zine-making, zines, zombie, zombie fish, zombies
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A mini-prequel to my post “Lurknife talks to Gildy (leading to something that might sound silly)”
Wharlpoon CAUGHT and gulped down Gildy who’s now inside her gut. Yet (near-dead) Gildy hears voice (Lurknife?!) saying: “Get back up.” (what happens next can be found at: http://zfthrimej.wordpress.com/2012/07/23/lurknife-talks-to-gildy-leading-to-something-that-might-sound-silly )
Posted in adversity, anecdote, animals, art, arts and crafts, autobiography, biography, bored, bullying, child abuse, colors, comedy, counseling, curious, domestic violence, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, eating, entertainment, geek, gut-check, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, maybe, memories, monster, motivation, nature, nerd, observation, painting, pets, poems, poetry, procrastination, recovering, rhymes, ridiculous, school, snacks, stories, style, subversion, teeth, theories, therapy, things, thinking, tourism, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right
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Friendly pigs that write messages in the mud to each other are pen pals.
And if the mud is somehow deep enough, they can go snortkeling.
Posted in animals, art, arts and crafts, belief, believe, bored, comedy, counseling, creativity, culture, curious, dork, drama, entertainment, fuck yeah, geek, gut-check, hope, huh, humor, hygiene, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, joke, jokes, journey, maybe, mischief, motivation, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, painting, performance art, pets, places to see, poems, poetry, question, random writing, relationships, ridiculous, stories, style, subversion, theories, therapy, things, thinking, tourism, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, writer's block, yeah right
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Lurknife talks to Gildy (leading to something that might sound silly)
A greasy flood of expectations almost took a stranger’s life. That stranger became Gildy’s trainer, a sharp voice of reason called Lurknife. “Do you remember your training? Should I activate fight mode?” (Near-dead) Gildy screamed: “DO IT!” causing Wharlpoon to … Continue reading →
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Puppy in car
i kinda wish i could free it, open the door.
Posted in animals, art, bored, comedy, counseling, curious, everyday life, healing, healthy, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, learning, maybe, motivation, nature, observation, optimism, pets, poems, poetry, rhymes, therapy, thinking, tourism, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever
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Tagged adorable, amused, amusing, animals, art, aw, awe, awww, bored, cages, car, caring, comedy, cool, creatures, curious, cute, discover, discovery, dog, dogs, door, emotion, empathy, energy, entertainment, enthusiasm, expression, eyes, feelings, friend, friends, fun, furry, good, happy, healing, health, healthy, heart, hope, hugs, humor, i don't know, impressions, inspiration, journey, joy, learning, life, love, memories, motivation, moved, muse, nature, not alone, observation, optimism, pets, photography, pictures, play, poem, poetry, puppies, puppy, puppy eyes, recovering, rhymes, sad, sights, smile, soul, spirit, surprise, therapy, thinking, thoughts, tourist, travelling, true story, uplift, visual poetry, waiting, why?
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Warning from a feline samurai
Posted in animals, art, comedy, counseling, curious, curse, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, everyday life, gut-check, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, joke, jokes, journey, maybe, memories, mystical, nature, observation, performance art, pets, poems, poetry, question, random writing, reality, recovering, scars, science fiction, stories, supernatural, thinking, tourist, underachiever, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right
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