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Category Archives: nutrition
The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands
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The yarn got covered in sauce since the two-year-old wanted spaghetti
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There were a few people who promised to participate in the cereal taste test, but they never showed up; I’m guessing they’re flakes
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A simple cheese sandwich must have been asked over and over “HOW CAN I MAKE YOU TASTE BETTER?! ANSWER ME DAMMIT, HOW?!”
And so this very intense, persistent curiosity towards this cheese sandwich might have led to the creation of the very first grilled cheese sandwich. Interrogatively heated.
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Owls that eat worms must like books.
And hanging out on branches near or at the library.
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Tagged adventure, animals, art, birds, books, bookworm, bored, brains, branches, comedy, curious, daydream, daydreaming, dork, eating, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, food, food for thought, geek, hanging out, humor, ideas, improv, improvisational comedy, joke, jokes, journey, library, literacy, literature, magic, nature, nerd, observation, owls, perusing, pets, poems, poetry, random, reading, snacks, theory, thinking, thoughts, weird, worms
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But it couldn’t be a drainage hole at the bottom of a clay pot.
It was the screaming mouth of a goldfish facing its demon: the shark. picture credits: shiny glaze effect by Patrick Gillick. characters Wharlpoon the shark and Gildy the goldfish painted, photographed, and created by me. Copyright 2004-2012, Z.F. Thrimej. All rights … Continue reading →
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Time traveling backwards to seven minutes ago (based on the countdowning microwave).
The traveler is a potato; fuel to move forward (it must be baked).
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Very few traumatic Easter egg incidents
rival the surprise involvement of balut.
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The undecided yet very hungry jury went to lunch
at the food court.
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The option of saying no to her became more difficult
since she brought cookies.
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Tagged acts of kindness, acts of random kindness, addiction, adversity, anxiety, anxious, art, attraction, autobiography, awkward, baking, biography, bribe, bribery, chocolate, chocolate chip, chocolate chip cookies, comedy, cookies, cooking, counseling, creative, culinary, curious, dangerous, decision-making, delicious, dessert, diet, discipline, distraction, dork, eating, eating disorder, everyday life, flirting, food, from the heart, geek, generousity, guilty, guilty pleasure, healing, health, healthy, hope, humor, hunger, hungry, ideas, improv, improvisational comedy, indecisive, indulgence, indulgent, instinct, is this a test, journey, kryptonite, lust, memoir, memories, mindfuck, mindfuckery, must, naughty, nerd, nervous, no way, now, nutrition, on a diet, overanalyzing, persuasion, pleasure, poems, poetry, priority, random, relationships, resist the urge, ridiculous, second guessing, seducer, seduction, sin, sinful, soft spot, sorcery, sweet, sweets, temptation, tempted, tempting, test, therapy, thinking, weak, weakness, willpower, you know you want to
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