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Category Archives: New York
French bosoms are present (and/or gifts) = Le Tits Now (a.k.a.”Let It Snow”)
The Christmas carol Let It Snow is one of the holiday songs playing over and over at where I work. Its repetition made me realize the subversive, potentially scandalous and adult-themed nature of the song’s title and its entirety. If you … Continue reading →
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Artist/writer’s debt-cancelling contingency fantasy plan
As an artist/writer and as someone who’s still in what looks and feels like a giant endless hole of debt because he has to repay a frickingly higher-than-expected haunting student loan AND because of questionable investments (and/or mistakes, including a … Continue reading →
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The Statue of Liberty’s right armpit must smell fresher than her left one
since her arm is raised and therefore, the armpit below it is more liberated.
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