Category Archives: mischief

She announced to him that the cupcake cups would be her costume. Then he thanked her because he liked what he was imagining

Posted on May 18, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Posted in poems, poetry, humor, huh, improv, comedy, observation, i don't know, thinking, nerd, dork, curious, naughty, mischief, memories, what the fuck, biography, health, art, arts and crafts, colors, visual arts, performing arts, weird, learning, hope, motivation, journey, bored, tourist, tourism, dream, dreams, ideas, theories, maybe, style, stories, imagine, imagination, belief | Tagged humor, comedy, poetry, poems, ideas, dork, motivation, curves, thoughts, thinking, crushes, Halloween, costume, play, sexy, fashion, naughty, crush, fantasy, nerd, geek, art, storytelling, boobs, bosom, really?, brainstorm, true story, cool, living, imagination, hope, thankful, customer, life, seriously?, imagine, "work", wow, theory, stories, anecdote, grateful, thanks, appreciation, awesome, scandalous, at work, announcement, cupcake cups, things that people say | Leave a comment

The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

Posted on May 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Last minute Mother’s Day gift idea: gift card from a bachelorette party/female-friendly adult boutique (!?)

Posted on May 12, 2013 by zfthrimej

Hopefully this is at least original and fun, and shows her love.

Posted in adversity, anecdote, answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, believe, bored, comedy, creativity, culture, curious, dork, dream, eating, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, fuck yeah, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, magic, maybe, mischief, motivation, naughty, nerd, optimism, places to see, poems, poetry, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, tourism, tourist, travel, underachiever, vacation, weird | Tagged humor, comedy, poetry, poems, ideas, dork, heart, love, sex, thoughts, thinking, relationships, lust, fantasies, holidays, play, surprise, curious, retail, fashion, style, fun, erotica, adventure, fantasy, nerd, entertainment, geek, arts and crafts, art, feminist, feminism, women, shopping, really?, yeah right, clothes, weird, bliss, good times, health, inspire, therapy, i don't know, toys, eating, cool, tourist, people, living, hope, gratitude, store, party, bored, pleasure, questions, inspiration, gift, life, journey, guilty pleasure, orgasm, seriously?, travel, what is wrong with me?, "work", maybe, places, procrastinate, hot, tribute, theory, adult, family, anecdote, why not?, appropriate, respect, mom, mother's day, list, inappropriate, present, cheers, mother, thanks, appreciation, goddess, boooo, thank you, bad, scandalous, weekend, bad idea, bachelorette, girls' night out, ladies' night, dildo, lingerie, woman, parent, boutique, gift card, mama, loving, homage, procrastinator, um, uh, vibrator, maternal, the siblings already got for her the better more traditional gifts first | Leave a comment

“I’m looking for my wife before she spends all my money.”

Posted on April 27, 2013 by zfthrimej

He said this to me before suggesting “Do not get married.”

Posted in addiction, adversity, anecdote, art, belief, bored, comedy, counseling, culture, curious, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, entertainment, everyday life, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, journey, learning, maybe, memories, mischief, motivation, observation, optimism, places to see, poems, poetry, question, recovering, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, stories, style, subversion, theories, therapy, things, thinking, travel, traveling, underachiever, weird, yeah right | Tagged "work", addiction, advantages, advice, anecdote, art, bachelor, bachelorette, bliss, bored, boyfriend, clerk, comedy, commitment, consumerism, conversation, cost, couple, culture, curious, dating, deadline, dialogue, disadvantages, divorce, dork, drama, dysfunctional, economics, entertainment, finance, geek, girlfriend, gut-check, happiness, health, hope, humor, husband, i don't know, ideas, inspiration, inspire, journey, learning, life, listening, living, looking, love, lyric-writing, lyrics, marriage, memories, money, motivation, nerd, observation, opinion, overheard, partners, people, personal, perspective, poems, poetry, price, pros and cons, quotes, reality, really?, recovering, relationships, retail, rhyme, rhythm, ridiculous, romance, scars, searching, seriously?, shopping, single, situation, spouses, stories, story, storytelling, style, theory, thinking, thoughts, trap, travel, true story, warning, weird, wife, words, wow, writing, writing lyrics, yeah right | 2 Comments

The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands

Posted on April 22, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in adversity, anecdote, answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, bored, comedy, counseling, curious, dork, drama, dream, entertainment, fucked up, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, improv, journey, learning, maybe, mischief, motivation, naughty, nutrition, observation, optimism, poems, poetry, recovering, ridiculous, scars, stories, style, subversion, theories, things, thinking, underachiever, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged accessories, adventure, almost haiku, alternate reality, April fools, art, arts and crafts, awkward, bands, bored, braces, comedy, cooking, curious, dining, dork, eating, endure, entertainment, experiment, fashion, food, geek, haiku, healing, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, ingredients, inspiration, inspire, journey, life, living, materials, maybe, mischief, mystery, nerd, opinion, perception, perspective, poems, poetry, prank, random, really?, recipe, ridiculous, rubber, rubber bands, scars, science fiction, sense, senses, seriously?, story, storytelling, stupid, style, surprise, suspense, taste, taste test, texture, theory, thinking, thoughts, tough, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, WTF, yeah right | Leave a comment

Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

Posted on April 15, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in adversity, anecdote, animals, answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, bored, breakfast, bullying, colors, comedy, counseling, creativity, culture, curious, dating, dork, drama, dream, dreams, eating, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, food, fuck yeah, fucked up, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, joke, journey, magic, maybe, mischief, monster, motivation, nerd, observation, optimism, paranormal, performance art, performing arts, places to see, poems, poetry, random writing, relationships, restaurant, ridiculous, scars, science fiction, sex, sin, snacks, stories, style, subversion, supernatural, teeth, theories, therapy, things, thinking, tourism, travel, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged action, addiction, adventure, adversity, all-you-can-eat, anecdote, animals, apocalypse, art, ballerinas, ballet, bite, bored, brains, buffet, chaos, comedy, concept, consumerism, costume, cray cray, crazy, crossover, culinary, culture, curious, customer, dance, dancing, dating, daydreaming, delicious, desire, devour, dining, dork, drama, dream, dying, dysfunctional, eat, eating, entertainment, erotic, event, fantasy, fashion, feud, fight, food, frenzy, fun, geek, guilty pleasure, Halloween, health, hedonism, hobbies, hope, horror, huh, humor, hunger, i don't know, ideas, improv, inspiration, intense, issues, journey, kitchen, language, life, living, love, lust, lyrics, meals, meat, motivation, music, naughty, nerd, nightmare, nonsense, observation, omnivore, organic, orgy, panic, party, people, performance art, perspective, places, play, pleasure, poems, poetry, questions, random, really?, recovering, relationships, release, restaurant, ridiculous, romance, scandalous, scars, science fiction, seriously?, sex, situation, sound, story, storytelling, style, surreal, tension, the fuck, theater, theory, therapy, thinking, thoughts, tourism, tourist, travel, viral, visual, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, what the fuck, whoa, why?, words, WTF, yeah right, zombies | Leave a comment

A stilt walker and a pole dancer continue to be longtime partners

Posted on April 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

. Together they are balanced.

Posted in adversity, answer, art, belief, believe, bored, colors, comedy, creativity, culture, curious, dating, drama, dream, dreams, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, fuck yeah, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, maybe, mischief, motivation, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, pop culture, question, ridiculous, sex, stories, style, subversion, therapy, thinking, travel, underachiever, visual arts, weird | Tagged "work", "working", adventure, adversity, against all odds, almost haiku, anecdote, animation, answers, art, balance, bliss, bored, circus, comedy, completion, cool, couple, creative writing, culture, cute, dance, dancing, dating, daydreaming, dork, dream, entertainment, fantasy, fashion, fiction, friends, fun, geek, happiness, hope, humor, ideas, improv, inspiration, journey, life, living, long, love, marriage, married, matchmaker, matchmaking, maybe, motivation, naturally, nerd, nice, pair, partners, partnership, people, perform, performance, perspective, poems, poetry, pole, pop culture, quasi-haiku, questions, random, really?, relationships, ridiculous, roommates, seriously?, sex, show, show business, stage, stilt, story, storytelling, strength, style, surreal, tag team, tall, team, teamwork, theory, thoughts, time, together, travel, uplifting, weird, what is wrong with me?, whoa, why?, writing, yeah right | 4 Comments

When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;

Posted on April 9, 2013 by zfthrimej

it’s his first time.

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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5 is the latest zine (featuring my poems, pictures, and stories) that i’ve finished making.

Posted on April 6, 2013 by zfthrimej

Now considering where or how exactly will i be releasing it…

Posted in adversity, anecdote, animals, art, arts and crafts, autobiography, belief, believe, biography, bored, colors, comedy, counseling, curious, dating, dork, drama, eating, entertainment, everyday life, geek, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, learning, maybe, memoir, memories, mischief, monster, motivation, nerd, observation, poems, poetry, procrastination, question, ridiculous, scars, sex, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, underachiever, visual arts, weird | Tagged adventure, anecdote, answers, art, arts and crafts, autobiography, biographical, bored, brainstorm, comedy, coming of age, culture, d.i.y., dating, dork, entertainment, erotica, expectation, experiment, feathers, featuring adult content, for mature audiences, geek, growing up, Halloween, hints, history, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, journey, life, living, love, lust, make, making, memoir, memories, nerd, observations, people, periodical, personal, pictures, pink, poems, poetry, pressure, preview, publishing, questions, random, rated R, reading, really?, relationships, ridiculous, romance, seriously?, sex, Slyde Ivory, stories, storytelling, style, theories, theory, thinking, thoughts, update, visual, weird, When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5, writing, zine, zines | Leave a comment

She wanted to know the time of the event, so she asked him “Do you have a date?” He replied “No; why? Do you know of a woman who’s single and would go out with me?”

Posted on April 2, 2013 by zfthrimej

So, he wasn’t thinking about the time (?)

Posted in adversity, anecdote, answer, art, autobiography, belief, believe, biography, bored, comedy, counseling, curious, dork, dream, entertainment, everyday life, fantasy, geek, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, journey, learning, maybe, memoir, memories, mischief, motivation, nerd, observation, optimism, poems, poetry, relationships, ridiculous, scars, style, subversion, theories, thinking, underachiever, weird, yeah right | Tagged adventure, anecdote, answers, art, biography, bored, calendar, comedy, context, conversation, curious, date, dates, dating, daydream, dork, entertainment, geek, growing up, hearing, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, journey, language, learning, life, linguistics, listening, living, love, maturity, memoir, memories, motivation, naive, nerd, optimism, out of context, people, planning, plans, poem, poetry, questions, really?, relationships, ridiculous, romance, scheduling, seriously?, stupid, style, talking, theory, thinking, thoughts, time, true story, woman, words, yeah right | Leave a comment

Category Archives: mischief

She announced to him that the cupcake cups would be her costume. Then he thanked her because he liked what he was imagining

The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

“I’m looking for my wife before she spends all my money.”

The noodles tasted stretchy because they’re actually rubber bands

Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

A stilt walker and a pole dancer continue to be longtime partners

When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;

When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5 is the latest zine (featuring my poems, pictures, and stories) that i’ve finished making.

She wanted to know the time of the event, so she asked him “Do you have a date?” He replied “No; why? Do you know of a woman who’s single and would go out with me?”

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