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She announced to him that the cupcake cups would be her costume. Then he thanked her because he liked what he was imagining

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“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) .  {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}

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“May I ask you two questions?” got answered with “Yes; what’s the second one?”

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“I’m looking for my wife before she spends all my money.”

He said this to me before suggesting “Do not get married.”

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Considered submission idea for the Remembering Who We Are zine (Part 1 of ?) :There was so much unnecessary arguing between family members (and even bullying, abuse

from a mother to her daughter). This family was in the process of moving all of their belongings from their old house into a new apartment. There were disagreements and misunderstandings and lots of difficulties, stress, tensions, threat-like shoutings in … Continue reading

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From an archipelago dessert taco

it’s hatching unravelling there’s option movepronto

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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;

it’s his first time.

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Odcul@ field

i was looking at the sky, photographing it and its shapes. This is how Slyde Ivory moves, how she flows how she escapes.

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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5 is the latest zine (featuring my poems, pictures, and stories) that i’ve finished making.

Now considering where or how exactly will i be releasing it…

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She wanted to know the time of the event, so she asked him “Do you have a date?” He replied “No; why? Do you know of a woman who’s single and would go out with me?”

So, he wasn’t thinking about the time (?)

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