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“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Posted on May 17, 2013 by zfthrimej

Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) . {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}

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A two-year-old flex points his arm and finger at himself (and while smiling proudly) after being asked “is someone pooing in their pants?”

Posted on January 9, 2013 by zfthrimej

Sensing accomplishment in the honesty.

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To the bullies delivering wedgies, abuses, pejoratives:

Posted on November 22, 2012 by zfthrimej

I’m hoping you’re regretful; what if that happened to you or your kids?

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The yarn got covered in sauce since the two-year-old wanted spaghetti

Posted on October 11, 2012 by zfthrimej

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The soon-to-be-father actually referred to his not-yet-born-child as his “retirement plan”.

Posted on October 9, 2012 by zfthrimej

I don’t know how serious or non-serious he was when he said that, but i think that his apparent plan can raise interesting questions about one’s own purpose, motivation, autonomy, and identity.

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At a zoo, the kids thought they’d be seeing an anteater; instead they saw their uncle eating their aunt

Posted on October 4, 2012 by zfthrimej

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At a zoo, the children thought that they’d be seeing an anteater. Instead, they saw their uncle

Posted on October 3, 2012 by zfthrimej

(with their aunt).

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Choo is in school in order to emphasize training. Train is not in school so that school will not sound straining

Posted on September 7, 2012 by zfthrimej

or stressful. Food-for-thought chewable.

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If there is such a thing as a pre-school-level class for aspiring DJs, there has to be at least one student who asks “and wave them like you just don’t care?”

Posted on August 28, 2012 by zfthrimej

(after the teacher has just taught the students to “raise your hands in the air” )

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Posted on August 22, 2012 by zfthrimej

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Category Archives: kids

“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

A two-year-old flex points his arm and finger at himself (and while smiling proudly) after being asked “is someone pooing in their pants?”

To the bullies delivering wedgies, abuses, pejoratives:

The yarn got covered in sauce since the two-year-old wanted spaghetti

The soon-to-be-father actually referred to his not-yet-born-child as his “retirement plan”.

At a zoo, the kids thought they’d be seeing an anteater; instead they saw their uncle eating their aunt

At a zoo, the children thought that they’d be seeing an anteater. Instead, they saw their uncle

Choo is in school in order to emphasize training. Train is not in school so that school will not sound straining

If there is such a thing as a pre-school-level class for aspiring DJs, there has to be at least one student who asks “and wave them like you just don’t care?”

The empty stapler got refilled with [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

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