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Artist/writer’s debt-cancelling contingency fantasy plan

Posted on November 29, 2012 by zfthrimej

As an artist/writer and as someone who’s still in what looks and feels like a giant endless hole of debt because he has to repay a frickingly higher-than-expected haunting student loan AND because of questionable investments (and/or mistakes, including a … Continue reading →

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