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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

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As a wee lad, Riddler might have resembled (or was?) Lucky Charms’ mascot Lucky

They’re both wearing green, so that’s a connection that i’m seein’. Early puzzling cereal pieces hinting later criminal cerebral genius? From leprechaun to artist con? Obsessed with charms so wronging Gotham/gone to Arkham?

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In order to improve his hovering-in-mid-air chances, he kept on blinking and blinking with hummingbird-winged eyelashes

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Bla bla bla, so i draw draw draw (part 2 of ?)

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Three of my poems got published in the 1/4/13 issue of the Milpitas Post. So I will read them to you.

Those three poems are “The Archer”, “Wherever There’s Mistletoe”, and “Tiara”. Pictures of my poems in the Milpitas Post: And those three poems can also be found (as posts) in this blog .

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Efforts to climb up a waterfall actually involved the use of an umbrella as a grappling hook

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When Deadlines Become Zombies: branching out via Youtube,

sideways debut (originally filmed on 12/11/12), sideways weird, at least there, sharing my “Pirates identify with movies…” poem (also written in this blog), potential creepiness/potential accusations of looking or being creepy be damned

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Pirates identify with movies rated R(rrrrr).

And this may help explain why those copyrighted works are unauthorizedly reproduced or distributed.

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Searching for a casino, the gamblers at least found a laundromat (a place where strip poker, change, heavy bedding, spinning machines, getting cleaned, and folding can all happen)

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Reminding myself that that is not Daniel Day-Lewis on the five-dollar bill

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