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Category Archives: hygiene
Friendly pigs that write messages in the mud to each other are pen pals.
And if the mud is somehow deep enough, they can go snortkeling.
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A coin that’s got a decomposing face has changed into a zombie president
!!!!
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A flower bulb! Then i look closer, it’s really a crumpled/used Kleenex.
Being proven wrong can help the growing up, like learning about the Flytrap Venus.
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The Statue of Liberty’s right armpit must smell fresher than her left one
since her arm is raised and therefore, the armpit below it is more liberated.
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Painting on my teeth again;
painting them with toothpaste.
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