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Discovering levels of ignorance can cause gullibility to burst; hopefully this can prep (and set free) people for (and from) the worst
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A trophy that’s deteriorating is atrophy
; f*cking A
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Who is Hangdive? Hangdive’s the response to heckler forgetting his own flaws.
So Hangdive’s reminding heckler, and heckler’s now begging stop. Hangdive is that beast that awakens when pissed off. Made from slinkys, chopsticks, hangers: last resort dragon/hawk
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Condom wrappers were strangely next to the toast (until i realized that they’re really single servings of jam)
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There is no f in laughter because there is no failure in laughter
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“Oh, congratulations; so when are you expecting?” is probably something that should not be said to someone who looks pregnant but might not really be pregnant
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The author signed two hundred books in half the expected time since she’s ambidextrous
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A planet with an asteroid belt seems to gravitate towards a bunch of asteroids that are in the shape of pants.
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A very strange-looking sports team uniform might be a way to distract (and help defeat) the opponents of the team that wears that uniform
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“Cap & Gown” sounds like it could be the name of a hip hop nerdcore music group, with degrees in knowing and flowing
. Potential titles of their debut album and hit singles include: ”Learning to Get Leid”, and “Jazzle My Tassel”.
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