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“Sliding Scale”, “Copay”, and “Freudian Slip”: possible band names i’m considering during my conversation with a therapist.

The band would probably be therapist-themed. And its members would be good listeners, and they’re also hopefully very worthy of being listened to.

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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;

it’s his first time.

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Late at night, the student had to build a mission. When his parents asked him why, he said “Because it’s due tomorrow”

.

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Other possible ways/verbs/nouns of saying “Lost my virginity”

That phrase makes me ask what is gained, won, and/or found? One of Sir Isaac Newton’s laws of motion is (or goes something like) “For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.” So, as an exercise of applying … Continue reading

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I noticed a driving school car that used to have that “STUDENT OF THE MONTH” sticker on it. The part of the car that had the letters STU (from “STUDENT OF THE MONTH”) got damaged. So now that sticker just says “DENT OF THE MONTH”

. And the name of the driver (involved in the accident) turns out to be Stu.

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Will Call confused me as soon as I was introduced to Will Call. Seriously, I was not sure if Will Call was some sort of command, or was it a promise? Was it a verb, a noun, and/or the name of a real human person whom I should contact for tickets?

Where or who is this Will Call?

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Bla bla bla, so i draw draw draw (part 2 of ?)

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Bla bla bla, so i draw draw draw (; part 1 of ?)

Pictures during lecture(s)

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Artist/writer’s debt-cancelling contingency fantasy plan

As an artist/writer and as someone who’s still in what looks and feels like a giant endless hole of debt because he has to repay a frickingly higher-than-expected haunting student loan AND because of questionable investments (and/or mistakes, including a … Continue reading

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Mistletoe sounding like missile toe kinda makes it a weird word, like there’s a missile that is shaped like a toe,

or there’s a missile with a toe attached to it (probably on the missile’s front tip to give the missile extra explosive kick ?) or there’s somehow a  bionic toe that launches out from one’s foot, or there’s somehow a … Continue reading

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