Category Archives: fuck yeah

“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) .  {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}

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Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

furthering into weird territory

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The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

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Last minute Mother’s Day gift idea: gift card from a bachelorette party/female-friendly adult boutique (!?)

Hopefully this is at least original and fun, and shows her love.

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A very successful hockey team plays both on ice and on fire

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Wandering Santa Cruz

(sweeter than sandwiched truce) , elementally fresh (while waving ocean-meets-land) boost. Cool how nature can help put things in perspective. (It’s more than this or that, beyond “accepted” or “rejected”.)

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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

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A stilt walker and a pole dancer continue to be longtime partners

. Together they are balanced.

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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;

it’s his first time.

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Odcul@ field

i was looking at the sky, photographing it and its shapes. This is how Slyde Ivory moves, how she flows how she escapes.

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