Category Archives: flirting

The bridal shower happened right after the bachelorette party; so the bachelorette party must have been very dirty

Posted on February 11, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in answer, art, arts and crafts, bored, colors, comedy, culture, curious, entertainment, fantasy, flirting, healing, health, hope, huh, i don't know, improv, journey, maybe, mischief, motivation, observation, places to see, poems, poetry, pop culture, recovering, relationships, ridiculous, style, subversion, theories, therapy, thinking, travel, vacation, yeah right | Tagged activities, adult, adventure, art, bachelorette, bliss, bored, bridal, bridal shower, bride, Bridesmaids, cheers, clean, cleaning, club, comedy, cool, culture, curious, dance, dancing, debauchery, desire, dildo, dirty, engaged, entertainment, escape, escapism, events, fantasy, flirt, fun, games, gifts, girls' night out, good times, guilty, guilty pleasures, healing, health, healthy, hedonism, hot, humor, hygiene, ideas, illicit, improv, inappropriate, journey, ladies' night, Las Vegas, life, lingerie, living, love, lust, mature, motivation, naughty, night life, NSFW, observation, orgasm, orgy, party, passion, people, perspective, pleasure, pleasure party, poem, poetry, questions, random, really?, recovering, recreation, relationships, ridiculous, romance, scandalous, schedule, sensual, seriously?, sex, sexuality, sexy, shower, single, stripper, style, tease, theory, therapy, thinking, thoughts, toys, travel, vacation, Valentine's Day, wedding, wet, what is wrong with me?, wild, yolo, you only live once | 1 Comment

French bosoms are present (and/or gifts) = Le Tits Now (a.k.a.”Let It Snow”)

Posted on December 22, 2012 by zfthrimej

The Christmas carol Let It Snow is one of the holiday songs playing over and over at where I work. Its repetition made me realize the subversive, potentially scandalous and adult-themed nature of the song’s title and its entirety. If you … Continue reading →

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At a museum store, a customer mentioned that “This store has got the cutest things.” Then, one of its clerks responded to her, “It’s because this store is visited by the cutest customers.”

Posted on November 15, 2012 by zfthrimej

Posted in art, arts and crafts, belief, believe, bored, comedy, creativity, culture, curious, dork, drama, entertainment, everyday life, flirting, geek, healing, health, healthy, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, magic, memoir, motivation, nerd, observation, optimism, poems, poetry, stories, style, theories, thinking, travel, traveling, underachiever, visual arts | Tagged accessories, adventure, anecdote, answer, appreciation, art, biography, bored, cashier, chat, clerk, comedy, compliment, conversation, crush, curious, customer, customer service, cute, daydreaming, dialogue, dork, drama, entertainment, explanation, fashion, flirt, fun, gift, gifts, good times, high fives, hope, humor, i actually said that, ideas, improv, inspiration, inspire, journey, life, little things, living, memoir, moment, motivation, muse, museum, museum store, nerd, nice, places, poems, poetry, promote, promotion, quotes, really?, recover, relationships, retail, romance, seriously?, shop, shopping, store, story, stuff i actually said, stupid, style, theory, things, thoughts, tourist, travel, true story, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, why?, words | Leave a comment

A Hula Dancer Tried To Seduce Me

Posted on October 25, 2012 by zfthrimej

A hula dancer tried to seduce meeeeee I wanted to say yes She showed me pictures of her wearing lingerieeeeee She had nice legs and nice breasts. But i had to say no But i had say to say noooooo … Continue reading →

Posted in anecdote, answer, art, biography, bored, comedy, counseling, dork, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, flirting, gut-check, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, journey, learning, maybe, memoir, memories, mischief, naughty, nerd, observation, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, relationships, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, sin, style, subversion, thinking, underachiever, weird, what the fuck | Tagged anecdote, art, attraction, autobiographical, awkward, based on a true story, biographical, boyfriend, cheating, comedy, curious, danger, dating, dork, drama, entertainment, ex-boyfriend, fantasies, fliritng, fml, forbidden, frustration, fun, geek, hula dancer, humor, i don't know, improv, life, love triangle, lust, lyrics, maturity, motivation, music, naive, naked pictures, nerd, neuroses, open mic, opportunity, persuasion, poems, poetry, prison, really?, relationships, rhymes, romance, romantic comedy, seduction, seriously?, sex, song, style, temptation, tension, underachiever, WTF | Leave a comment

Science fiction prom theme idea: dress up as characters from the Prometheus and Alien movies!

Posted on June 9, 2012 by zfthrimej

It would include the opportunity to crown a couple as Prom Prometheus King and Queen! And someone can be awarded the title as Prom Bishop (requirement: must be able to do that dance move The Robot!) Hopefully huggingly romantic memorable … Continue reading →

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A flower bulb! Then i look closer, it’s really a crumpled/used Kleenex.

Posted on April 21, 2012 by zfthrimej

Being proven wrong can help the growing up, like learning about the Flytrap Venus.

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Barbed coiled wire happens after a NASTY CACTUS and a KINKY SLINKY

Posted on April 14, 2012 by zfthrimej

make forbidden love with each other.

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The jigsaw puzzle is kinda like an orgy (and/or a matchmaking process or a very complicated relationship with break-ups);

Posted on April 10, 2012 by zfthrimej

pieces, pockets, knobs and curves interlocking with each other. Sometimes flirting, agreements, disagreements, friction, fittingness, awkwardness, hopefully closure and completion along the way and (especially with the latter two) at the end of the day.

Posted in "doing homework", "homework", "studying", "stuff", "work", "working", addiction, adversity, animals, art, arts and crafts, comedy, counseling, culture, curious, dating, drama, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, flirting, giggles, health, hope, huh, i don't know, improv, joke, jokes, journey, learning, naughty, nerd, observation, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, random writing, relationships, ridiculous, scars, sculpting, sculpture, sex, sin, subversion, therapy, things, thinking, tourism, tourist, underachiever, vacation, vampire, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged adventure, art, arts and crafts, artwork, bored, break-up, comedy, counseling, curves, dates, dating, dork, drama, entertainment, experiment, fantasies, fantasy, fun, games, geek, guilty pleasures, humor, immaturity, improv, improvisational comedy, jigsaw puzzles, joke, jokes, journey, knobs, love, mature, maturity, mystery, nerd, orgy, party, partying, perspective, pieces, play, pockets, poems, poetry, putting the pieces together, puzzles, recovering, relationships, ridiculous, scars, sex, shrug, therapy, thinking, thoughts, toys, weird, what the fuck, what the fuck is wrong with me, WTF | 1 Comment

What might make reading books more sexy

Posted on April 2, 2012 by zfthrimej

is pretending that the front and back covers are legs. Open them up, explore and enjoy

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The stranger was asked, “Would you like to know more about your future?”

Posted on March 30, 2012 by zfthrimej

Then the stranger replied to the fortune-teller, “What do you predict my answer will be?”

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Category Archives: flirting

The bridal shower happened right after the bachelorette party; so the bachelorette party must have been very dirty

French bosoms are present (and/or gifts) = Le Tits Now (a.k.a.”Let It Snow”)

At a museum store, a customer mentioned that “This store has got the cutest things.” Then, one of its clerks responded to her, “It’s because this store is visited by the cutest customers.”

A Hula Dancer Tried To Seduce Me

Science fiction prom theme idea: dress up as characters from the Prometheus and Alien movies!

A flower bulb! Then i look closer, it’s really a crumpled/used Kleenex.

Barbed coiled wire happens after a NASTY CACTUS and a KINKY SLINKY

The jigsaw puzzle is kinda like an orgy (and/or a matchmaking process or a very complicated relationship with break-ups);

What might make reading books more sexy

The stranger was asked, “Would you like to know more about your future?”

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