Category Archives: fantasies

Any time that there’s a very excessive replaying of that Bruno Mars’ song “Marry You” actually makes me wish that there was a song called “Divorce You”.

Posted on May 18, 2013 by zfthrimej

So the chorus would probably include something like: “I think I wanna divorce you !”

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The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

Posted on May 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Last minute Mother’s Day gift idea: gift card from a bachelorette party/female-friendly adult boutique (!?)

Posted on May 12, 2013 by zfthrimej

Hopefully this is at least original and fun, and shows her love.

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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

Posted on April 15, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in adversity, anecdote, animals, answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, bored, breakfast, bullying, colors, comedy, counseling, creativity, culture, curious, dating, dork, drama, dream, dreams, eating, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, food, fuck yeah, fucked up, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, joke, journey, magic, maybe, mischief, monster, motivation, nerd, observation, optimism, paranormal, performance art, performing arts, places to see, poems, poetry, random writing, relationships, restaurant, ridiculous, scars, science fiction, sex, sin, snacks, stories, style, subversion, supernatural, teeth, theories, therapy, things, thinking, tourism, travel, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged action, addiction, adventure, adversity, all-you-can-eat, anecdote, animals, apocalypse, art, ballerinas, ballet, bite, bored, brains, buffet, chaos, comedy, concept, consumerism, costume, cray cray, crazy, crossover, culinary, culture, curious, customer, dance, dancing, dating, daydreaming, delicious, desire, devour, dining, dork, drama, dream, dying, dysfunctional, eat, eating, entertainment, erotic, event, fantasy, fashion, feud, fight, food, frenzy, fun, geek, guilty pleasure, Halloween, health, hedonism, hobbies, hope, horror, huh, humor, hunger, i don't know, ideas, improv, inspiration, intense, issues, journey, kitchen, language, life, living, love, lust, lyrics, meals, meat, motivation, music, naughty, nerd, nightmare, nonsense, observation, omnivore, organic, orgy, panic, party, people, performance art, perspective, places, play, pleasure, poems, poetry, questions, random, really?, recovering, relationships, release, restaurant, ridiculous, romance, scandalous, scars, science fiction, seriously?, sex, situation, sound, story, storytelling, style, surreal, tension, the fuck, theater, theory, therapy, thinking, thoughts, tourism, tourist, travel, viral, visual, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, what the fuck, whoa, why?, words, WTF, yeah right, zombies | Leave a comment

From an archipelago dessert taco

Posted on April 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

it’s hatching unravelling there’s option movepronto

Posted in adversity, animals, art, arts and crafts, autobiography, believe, bored, colors, comedy, curious, curse, dork, drama, dream, dysfunctional family, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, geek, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, magic, maybe, memoir, memories, motivation, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, paint, painting, pets, places to see, poems, poetry, procrastination, question, recovering, rhymes, ridiculous, scars, science fiction, stories, style, subversion, supernatural, teeth, therapy, thinking, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, what the fuck | Tagged abuse, adventure, adversity, alien/aliens, animals, art, beast, bullies, challenges, characters, claws, colors, comedy, cosmic, crash, cray cray, crazy, danger, death, demons, dork, dream, dysfunction, dysfunctional, endure, energy, entertainment, fangs, fantasy, force of nature, forest, geek, grr, healing, health, hints, history, hope, humor, hunt, i don't know, inspire, island, journey, life, living, lyrics, magic, metaphor, monster, monsters, motivation, music, mythology, nerd, noise, nonsense, obstacles, oh shit, painting, photography, pictures, places, poem, poetry, predator, quest, random, rap, really?. entertainment, recovering, rhymes, rock, run, scars, science fiction, seismic, seriously?, sonic, sound, spaceship, story, storytelling, style, surreal, survival, tales, teeth, thefuck, theory, therapy, traces, visual, weird, weirdo, what is that?, what is wrong with me?, what's that, wilderness, WTF | Leave a comment

Stilt walkers seem like they would not have any problem using chopsticks

Posted on April 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in adversity, art, arts and crafts, belief, believe, bored, colors, comedy, culture, curious, dork, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, food, geek, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, journey, maybe, motivation, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, question, relationships, ridiculous, science fiction, snacks, style, subversion, theories, things, thinking, tourism, tourist, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird | Tagged accessorizing, almost haiku, art, bored, cartoon, challenges, chopsticks, circus, comedy, cooking, culinary, daydream, dining, dork, dream, eating, entertainment, fantasy, fashion, food, geek, haiku, hope, humor, i don't know, ideas, improv, in the kitchen, journey, kitchen, life, living, maybe, motivation, naturally, nature, nerd, observations, opinion, performance, perspective, poems, poetry, preferences, quasi-haiku, questions, random, really?, restaurant, ridiculous, science fiction, seriously?, skill, skills, stilt walkers, style, surreal, theory, thinking, thoughts, utensils, what is wrong with me?, why? | Leave a comment

A stilt walker and a pole dancer continue to be longtime partners

Posted on April 14, 2013 by zfthrimej

. Together they are balanced.

Posted in adversity, answer, art, belief, believe, bored, colors, comedy, creativity, culture, curious, dating, drama, dream, dreams, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, fuck yeah, healing, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, maybe, mischief, motivation, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, pop culture, question, ridiculous, sex, stories, style, subversion, therapy, thinking, travel, underachiever, visual arts, weird | Tagged "work", "working", adventure, adversity, against all odds, almost haiku, anecdote, animation, answers, art, balance, bliss, bored, circus, comedy, completion, cool, couple, creative writing, culture, cute, dance, dancing, dating, daydreaming, dork, dream, entertainment, fantasy, fashion, fiction, friends, fun, geek, happiness, hope, humor, ideas, improv, inspiration, journey, life, living, long, love, marriage, married, matchmaker, matchmaking, maybe, motivation, naturally, nerd, nice, pair, partners, partnership, people, perform, performance, perspective, poems, poetry, pole, pop culture, quasi-haiku, questions, random, really?, relationships, ridiculous, roommates, seriously?, sex, show, show business, stage, stilt, story, storytelling, strength, style, surreal, tag team, tall, team, teamwork, theory, thoughts, time, together, travel, uplifting, weird, what is wrong with me?, whoa, why?, writing, yeah right | 4 Comments

While the triathlete stated that she’d do Ironman, she had to clarify to the fanboy that she was not talking about Robert Downey Jr. or Tony Stark, and that she would not do Iron Man

Posted on March 19, 2013 by zfthrimej

. (She was actually referring to the Ironman Triathlon, not the superhero.)

Posted in answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, believe, bored, comedy, comic books, culture, curious, dork, dream, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, geek, gut-check, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, improv, journey, learning, maybe, motivation, naughty, nerd, observation, optimism, performance art, poems, poetry, pop culture, real, reality, ridiculous, sex, style, subversion, theories, tourist, travel, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged action, adventure, anecdote, art, athlete, athletics, bored, cardio, clarify, clerk, comedy, comic books, conversation, do, dork, duh, entertainment, exercise, fan, fanboy, fantasies, fantasy, film, fun, geek, goals, health, hearing, hope, humor, icon, ideas, inspiration, inspire, Iron Man, Ironman Triathalon, journey, language, life, listening, living, love, lust, misunderstanding, motivation, movies, nerd, observation, obviously, oh, people, perv, physical, poems, poetry, pop culture, random, really?, relationships, retail, ridiculous, Robert Downey Jr., seriously?, sex, sound, sounds like, sports, style, superhero, sweat, talking, thinking, thoughts, training, travel, triathalon, true story, weird, what is wrong with me?, whoa, why?, words, workout, wow, WTF, yeah right | 1 Comment

Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 3 of ?)

Posted on March 15, 2013 by zfthrimej

more of my paintings and pictures of my paintings:

Posted in answer, art, arts and crafts, bored, colors, comedy, counseling, creativity, curious, dork, dream, dreams, entertainment, fantasies, fantasy, healing, health, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, learning, magic, mystical, nature, nerd, observation, optimism, paint, painting, paranormal, poems, poetry, ridiculous, style, subversion, thinking, travel, underachiever, visual arts, weird, what the fuck | Tagged adventure, art, bored, color, comedy, creature, daydream, dork, dream, earth, entertainment, escape, eye candy, fantasy, food, food for thought, geek, hallucinating, healing, health, hmmmm, horizon, humor, i don't know, ideas, inspiration, inspire, journey, landscape, life, living, magic, magical, muse, music, nature, nerd, noise, painting, perspective, photography, pictures, poems, poetry, really?, recovering, rhymes, ridiculous, science fiction, senses, seriously?, shapes, sound, style, surreal, therapy, thinking, thoughts, travel, trees, trial and error, trip, trippy, visual, wandering, weird, weirdo, yeah right | Leave a comment

Late at night, the student had to build a mission. When his parents asked him why, he said “Because it’s due tomorrow”

Posted on March 13, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in "homework", adversity, anecdote, answer, art, arts and crafts, bored, comedy, creativity, culture, curious, dork, dysfunctional family, education, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, geek, gut-check, health, homework, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, journey, learning, maybe, memoir, memories, motivation, nerd, poems, poetry, procrastination, reality, ridiculous, scars, school, sculpture, stories, student, studying, style, subversion, teaching, theories, thinking, travel, traveling, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged "work", "working", addiction, adrenaline, adventure, adversity, answers, architecture, art, arts and crafts, awkward, bad habits, brains, building, challenge, class, clutch, comedy, construction, conversation, deadlines, dialogue, dork, dysfunctional family, entertainment, geek, good luck, guilty pleasure, habit, history, homework, hope, humor, hurry, i don't know, ideas, inspiration, journey, kids, last minute, late, learning, life, living, miracle, motivation, nerd, obviously, overcome, parenting, parents, people, personal, poems, poetry, pressure, procrastination, projects, questions, really?, reasons, retail, ridiculous, rush, school, seriously?, social studies, story, storytelling, student, studying, stupid, style, surprise, teaching, theory, thoughts, thrill, time, true story, WTF, yeah right | 1 Comment

Category Archives: fantasies

Any time that there’s a very excessive replaying of that Bruno Mars’ song “Marry You” actually makes me wish that there was a song called “Divorce You”.

The expiration date is a (motivational) price; so maybe that’s more reason to indulge in the “vice”

Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet

From an archipelago dessert taco

Stilt walkers seem like they would not have any problem using chopsticks

A stilt walker and a pole dancer continue to be longtime partners

While the triathlete stated that she’d do Ironman, she had to clarify to the fanboy that she was not talking about Robert Downey Jr. or Tony Stark, and that she would not do Iron Man

Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 3 of ?)

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