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Two toes having accidentally been shoved up the nose of a bad guy ripping his nose off his face.
Maybe that’s how karate started; in a very unintentional way.
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Waiting outside of a movie theater’s empty, single-exit auditorium feels safer than being the first to wait (and wait alone) inside that auditorium.
Because I actually had this (paranoid?) concern that if a shooter was the second person to enter the auditorium, then what if he or she notices that I am the only target in that room? If that happened, I think … Continue reading →
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Lurknife talks to Gildy (leading to something that might sound silly)
A greasy flood of expectations almost took a stranger’s life. That stranger became Gildy’s trainer, a sharp voice of reason called Lurknife. “Do you remember your training? Should I activate fight mode?” (Near-dead) Gildy screamed: “DO IT!” causing Wharlpoon to … Continue reading →
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Sandcastle did not have moat until its builder pointed to the ocean
(then the sandcastle-builder glared a look of duh).
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Gotta work on the delivery (since pizza’s not working for me)
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“I’M NOT BOSSY; I JUST HAVE GOOD IDEAS,” said the five-year-old to her mother.
The five-year-old declared this loudly, and very seriously and matter-of-fact. I was struck by her logic and ego, so then I and the mother laughed. And her daughter kept on going about like she said nothing wrong. There’s validity in her argument, so we just … Continue reading →
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Graduation gowns that include hoods go very well with lightsabers
(taking the form of rolled up diplomas).
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One of the better things about a long waiting line is its ability to remind people of the option to do it yourself
(or not having to be at the mercy of something else). I would love to see a waiting line that is weirdly long enough to be in the cursive shape of “DIY”. Ironic fun.
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Frustration is art trapped backwards within frustration; so the art looks like tra.
However, with the help of reflection, art or creativity can be unlocked.
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A tiara that’s on top of a table could mean that an evil wizard turned the princess into a table
(especially after watching animated Disney movies).
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