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Making a PG version of my R rated zine is an exercise of mercy for the sensitive clean

Posted on April 29, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in anecdote, answer, art, arts and crafts, bored, cleaning, comedy, culture, curious, entertainment, health, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, journey, maybe, motivation, nerd, optimism, poems, poetry, rhymes, style, subversion, theories, thinking, underachiever, visual arts | Tagged accessibility. holding back, adventure, alternate, alternate version, art, challenge, clean, comedy, discipline, dork, editing, entertainment, exercise, experiment, family friendly, geek, health, hope, humor, ideas, inspiration, inspire, journey, maybe, mercy, motivation, nerd, PG, poems, poetry, polite, pros, R, rating, restraint, rhymes, sensitive, style, theory, thoughts, two versions, When Deadlines Become Zombies issue five, writing, zine, zine-making | Leave a comment

A car that has been drastically altered by a cult has been car washed

Posted on March 8, 2013 by zfthrimej

Posted in anecdote, art, arts and crafts, belief, believe, bored, cleaning, comedy, counseling, culture, curious, dork, drama, entertainment, everyday life, fantasy, healing, health, hope, huh, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, magic, maybe, mischief, motivation, nerd, observation, optimism, paranormal, poems, poetry, recovering, ridiculous, scars, science fiction, style, subversion, supernatural, theories, thinking, tourism, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, vacation, weird, yeah right | Tagged adventure, almost haiku, appearances, art, beliefs, bored, brain, brains, brainwash, car, change, clean, cleanliness, comedy, cult, culture, daydreaming, dirty, dork, drama, dysfunctional, entertainment, gas station, geek, haiku, healing, health, hope, humor, journey, language, learning, life, living, maybe, mental health, mind, motivation, nerd, observation, people, place, places, play, poems, poetry, quasi-haiku. near haiku, questions, really?, religion, ridiculous, road trip, scars, science fiction, seriously?, spring, spring cleaning, story, storytelling, style, survive, survivor, technology, theory, things, thinking, thoughts, transportation, travel, traveling, true or false, vacation, vehicle, weird, weirdo, words, writing, yeah right | 1 Comment

Ishtty the GingerPooMan

Posted on July 13, 2012 by zfthrimej

is the diarrhea demon that rapes faces and diaries enforcing forced smiles/moments led to psychiatry. Holidays are when it especially strikes. It’s that stress from expectations, pretending things are “alright”. Is there a way to overcome this monster? Maybe one can … Continue reading →

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The Statue of Liberty’s right armpit must smell fresher than her left one

Posted on April 5, 2012 by zfthrimej

since her arm is raised and therefore, the armpit below it is more liberated.

Posted in "doing homework", "homework", "studying", "stuff", "work", "working", adversity, answer, art, arts and crafts, bored, cleaning, comedy, counseling, culture, curious, deep thoughts, dork, entertainment, everyday life, fantasies, fantasy, fuck yeah, geek, giggles, health, healthy, homework, hope, huh, humor, hygiene, i don't know, improv, joke, jokes, journey, learning, mischief, motivation, nerd, New York, New York City, NYC, observation, optimism, places to see, poems, poetry, pop culture, question, random writing, reality, ridiculous, sculpting, sculpture, student, studying, subversion, therapy, things, thinking, tourism, tourist, travel, traveling, underachiever, vacation, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged adventure, adversity, America, American, anatomy, armpit, aroma, aromas, art, assumptions, body odor, body parts, bored, comedy, compare and contrast, counseling, deep, details, dork, entertainment, everyday life, exercise, fantasies, fantasy, fitness, fragrance, free, freedom, fuck yeah, geek, giggles, healing, health, hell yeah, history, hope, humor, hygiene, immigrant, immigrating, immigration, improv, improvisational comedy, joke, jokes, journey, learning, liberation, liberty, nerd, New York, New York City, not sour, NYC, observation, odors, optimism, perception, perfume, poems, poetry, pose, potpourri, random, random writing, reality, really?, ridiculous, routine, scenery, scented, scents, sculpture, seriously?, sights, smell, smells, sour, sour vs not sour, Statue of Liberty, style, sweat, sweaty, symbols, the five senses, therapy, thinking, thoughts, touring, tourism, tourist, travel, traveling, U.S.A., United States, vacation, visiting, visual arts, weird, weirdo, what is wrong with me?, what the fuck, what the fuck is wrong with me, workout, WTF, yeah right, yoga | Leave a comment

Spots on a mirror can sometimes make that mirror look nasty. However, the spotty mirror’s ability to conjure up thoughts of Star Wars or Star Trek

Posted on April 3, 2012 by zfthrimej

can decrease that nastiness, by redeeming and/or replacing it with a sense of science fiction adventure. Those spots are like stars (and/or cosmic objects), and the longer i stare at them and their reflections, i feel like i might be … Continue reading →

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There was a widow who was cleaning up the things that her husband left behind.

Posted on March 29, 2012 by zfthrimej

And as she was describing this stressful process to me, I realized that if you turn the word widow upside down, you get mop!m, mop i m, or mop i am. She doesn’t have to mop up whatever mess he made, … Continue reading →

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Whenever the clock says it’s 12:34,

Posted on March 21, 2012 by zfthrimej

i feel like giving someone a high-five.

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Painting on my teeth again;

Posted on March 12, 2012 by zfthrimej

painting them with toothpaste.

Posted in art, arts and crafts, cleaning, colors, comedy, deep thoughts, dental care, dentistry, dork, everyday life, geek, giggles, health, healthy, huh, humor, hygiene, improv, mischief, nerd, observation, paint, painting, performance art, performing arts, poems, poetry, random writing, ridiculous, subversion, teeth, thinking, visual arts | Tagged art, arts and crafts, brushing, clean, cleaning, color, colors, comedy, deep thoughts, dental, dental care, dentistry, dork, everyday life, fun, geek, health, healthy, humor, hygiene, improv, improvisational comedy, nerd, observation, oral hygiene, painting, performance, performing arts, play, poems, poetry, ridiculous, routine, shine, smile, teeth, toothpaste, visual arts | Leave a comment

Category Archives: cleaning

Making a PG version of my R rated zine is an exercise of mercy for the sensitive clean

A car that has been drastically altered by a cult has been car washed

Ishtty the GingerPooMan

The Statue of Liberty’s right armpit must smell fresher than her left one

Spots on a mirror can sometimes make that mirror look nasty. However, the spotty mirror’s ability to conjure up thoughts of Star Wars or Star Trek

There was a widow who was cleaning up the things that her husband left behind.

Whenever the clock says it’s 12:34,

Painting on my teeth again;

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