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Ballerinas and zombies devour each other at the all-you-can-eat buffet
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Wandering into a rice field improves Link’s chance to meet Snap, Crackle, and Pop
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After hearing a suspicious knocking sound coming from the refrigerator, I opened the refrigerator door and checked it out. Everything was cool
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In order to encourage sipping, recipe is pronounced resippy
(not resype).
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Upside down mom is wow. Meanwhile, upside down dad is pep.
Wow + pep = very surprising energy (that can potentially scar children who unintentionally interrupt mom and dad wowing and peping each other, naughty-style). Â
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There were a few people who promised to participate in the cereal taste test, but they never showed up; I’m guessing they’re flakes
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