Category Archives: autobiography

“I rape and f**king kill you.” “You can come inside my apartment.” Latter said by bombshell, former: bullying drill sergeant.

Both statements surprised their listener, they were eating up his brain, they required ad-lib answers, zombies-nearing-target/prey(um?!) .  {Straight A’s changed to fangs (from a snout/chainsaw-mouth)}

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Considered submission idea for the Remembering Who We Are zine (Part 1 of ?) :There was so much unnecessary arguing between family members (and even bullying, abuse

from a mother to her daughter). This family was in the process of moving all of their belongings from their old house into a new apartment. There were disagreements and misunderstandings and lots of difficulties, stress, tensions, threat-like shoutings in … Continue reading

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From an archipelago dessert taco

it’s hatching unravelling there’s option movepronto

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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5. She led him into her bedroom;

it’s his first time.

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When Deadlines Become Zombies issue 5 is the latest zine (featuring my poems, pictures, and stories) that i’ve finished making.

Now considering where or how exactly will i be releasing it…

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Submission (and a few considered ideas for submissions) to Remembering Who We Are zine

The submission that i ultimately submitted to that zine was a poem that i posted on my blog last year. That poem is Coupon or Coup Pawn?  which can be found at: http://zfthrimej.wordpress.com/2012/04/11/coupon-or-coup-pawn/  And while i like and am proud … Continue reading

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She wanted to know the time of the event, so she asked him “Do you have a date?” He replied “No; why? Do you know of a woman who’s single and would go out with me?”

So, he wasn’t thinking about the time (?)

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Z.F. Thrimej actually doing (and YouTube-ing) a five-minute experiment in front of a spotlight

(on 3/13/13), because whatthefuck is wrong with me. Cheers (especially if you check out the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74_EGqAvEqc

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“Call me if my phone rings.” A real human person actually seriously said that to me

. Weird; not sure if that person will ever really receive a call.

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Blank unicorn figurine became Evol Love Triangle

(This is continuation of a post that i posted last month which can be found at http://zfthrimej.wordpress.com/2013/01/26/i-was-very-recently-reminded-of-a-paintingstory-that-i-painted-on-a-blank-unicorn-figurine/   ) The blank, non-colored, non-illustrated-on unicorn figurine was sculpted by an unknown artist. The illustration, painting, and storytelling/concept were done by me. … Continue reading

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