Category Archives: almost haiku

Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

Posted on May 16, 2013 by zfthrimej

furthering into weird territory

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“May I ask you two questions?” got answered with “Yes; what’s the second one?”

Posted on May 11, 2013 by zfthrimej

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Zolne liosf (delving into elsething)

Posted on February 15, 2013 by zfthrimej

imprint kitchen chem deliri yum archipelago dessert taco

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Three of my poems got published in the 1/4/13 issue of the Milpitas Post. So I will read them to you.

Posted on January 5, 2013 by zfthrimej

Those three poems are “The Archer”, “Wherever There’s Mistletoe”, and “Tiara”. Pictures of my poems in the Milpitas Post: And those three poems can also be found (as posts) in this blog .

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Hair growing from an orange melon is a weird form of pumpkin patch

Posted on October 29, 2012 by zfthrimej

Posted in almost haiku, art, bored, comedy, curious, dork, entertainment, haiku, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagine, improv, magic, nature, observation, poems, poetry, ridiculous, style, theories, things, thinking, weird, what the fuck | Tagged almost haiku, art, boooooo, comedy, culture, curious, daydreaming, entertainment, haiku, hair, Halloween, humor, journey, nature, orange, poems, poetry, pumpkin, pumpkin patch, random, really?, ridiculous, science fiction, seriously?, style, thinking, thoughts, tradition, weird, weirdo, what the fuck | Leave a comment

The yarn got covered in sauce since the two-year-old wanted spaghetti

Posted on October 11, 2012 by zfthrimej

Posted in "work", "working", addiction, adversity, almost haiku, anecdote, answer, art, arts and crafts, belief, believe, bored, comedy, counseling, curious, curse, dork, drama, dysfunctional family, eating, entertainment, everyday life, food, fuck yeah, fucked up, healing, hope, huh, humor, i don't know, ideas, imagination, imagine, improv, joke, jokes, journey, kids, maybe, mischief, motivation, nerd, nutrition, observation, optimism, poems, poetry, procrastination, question, recovering, ridiculous, snacks, style, subversion, theories, thinking, underachiever, visual arts, weird, what the fuck, yeah right | Tagged "work", accident, adventure, almost haiku, art, arts and crafts, babysitting, bad jokes, bastard, boooooo, chef, comedy, cooking, cuisine, dining, dysfunctional family, eating, energy, excuses, experiment, explanation, family, fml, food, gourmet, haiku, hope, humor, ideas, imagine, improv, ingredients, joke, jokes, journey, kids, kitchen, knitting, little bastard, meals, menu, mess, motivation, nanny, nightmare, noodles, nutrition, parenting, pasta, poems, poetry, pretend, psychology, questions, random, really?, recipes, ridiculous, sauce, science project, seriously?, sh*t man, spaghetti, string, style, taste test, theories, theory, thinking, this sucks, thoughts, tomato, tomato sauce, two-year-old, weird, weirdo, what the fuck, WTF, yarn, yeah right | Leave a comment

The close-up sound of brushing teeth felt like hearing a helicopter/

Posted on October 9, 2012 by zfthrimej

choppered

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The oar is an or. Options including for shore,

Posted on August 28, 2012 by zfthrimej

faster, and slower.

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Liking how this sign reminds me that pee can help put out a fire

Posted on August 8, 2012 by zfthrimej

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Gotta work on the delivery (since pizza’s not working for me)

Posted on July 18, 2012 by zfthrimej

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Kitchen chem deliri yum (Part 4 of ?)

“May I ask you two questions?” got answered with “Yes; what’s the second one?”

Zolne liosf (delving into elsething)

Three of my poems got published in the 1/4/13 issue of the Milpitas Post. So I will read them to you.

Hair growing from an orange melon is a weird form of pumpkin patch

The yarn got covered in sauce since the two-year-old wanted spaghetti

The close-up sound of brushing teeth felt like hearing a helicopter/

The oar is an or. Options including for shore,

Liking how this sign reminds me that pee can help put out a fire

Gotta work on the delivery (since pizza’s not working for me)

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