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Monthly Archives: March 2012
At a Vintage Thrift Shop
A hanger (slid and shoved along against the round clothes rack) sounds the shrill indelible noise from pushed aside garment that failed to attract. It agreed (yet struggles) with inertia; There’s a chance to make and hug a new and … Continue reading →
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The esc key could’ve been called the exit key. BUT IT WAS NOT. And so there might be a trap waiting after pressing the enter key.
But that trap can be escaped with the triggery click of that esc-marked button. Dangerously risky cool
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The stranger was asked, “Would you like to know more about your future?”
Then the stranger replied to the fortune-teller, “What do you predict my answer will be?”
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There was a widow who was cleaning up the things that her husband left behind.
And as she was describing this stressful process to me, I realized that if you turn the word widow upside down, you get mop!m, mop i m, or mop i am. She doesn’t have to mop up whatever mess he made, … Continue reading →
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The appearance of the fire extinguisher makes me wanna go scuba diving.
In case the extinguisher fails to put out a fire, perhaps jumping into water (and somehow using it as a scuba tank) could help bring some relief. _______________ (5/15/13 note from the author of this post: i will be calling … Continue reading →
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And yet he kept insisting that they were NOT lost.
“So where is this museum you promised to take me to? I thought you said you’d be showing me some works of art.” Sensing her frustration, he replied “You really wanna see a work of art? Well guess what? You’re … Continue reading →
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Seats in a movie theater can resemble rows of gravestones
especially if a horror movie is playing. And if people spend most of their time just watching or mindlessly consuming.
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Tagged am i dead?, am i really alive?, anesthesia, apocalypse, art, attention deficit disorder, awake, bandwagon, bored, boredom, cinema, comedy, consumerism, death, dork, dreaming, dreams, dystopic, entertainment, escape, escapism, fantasies, fantasy, film, fun, geek, going to the movies, goth, gravedigging, graveyards, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, Halloween, high, hope, horror, human behavior, humor, improv, improvisational comedy, joke, jokes, learning, life, living, mainstream, memoir, memories, morbid, mortality, movies, necrophelia, nerd, numbness, observation, observational comedy, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, painkiller, people, performance art, poems, poetry, pop culture, popular culture, random, reactions, real, recreation, ridiculous, scary, science fiction, seeing, simulation, status quo, suspense, the zombie apocalypse, theater, therapy, thinking, thriller, vampire, visual arts, want, wanting more, watch, watching, weird, what is real, zombie, zombies
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Sometimes I actually wish that the Terms of Service section (of a website or document) would just simply say “Have Fun.”
And that would be it
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“…As soon as she found out, things went downhill for him. DOOOWWWWNHIIIIIILLLLLL…”
That’s what i overheard from one random passerby as she talked to her friend. The latter way she said downhill really echoed deeply. Steep, ow-sounding painful; that stretched ill within downhill hinting continual sickness. Colorful in the sense that it … Continue reading →
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The option of saying no to her became more difficult
since she brought cookies.
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Tagged acts of kindness, acts of random kindness, addiction, adversity, anxiety, anxious, art, attraction, autobiography, awkward, baking, biography, bribe, bribery, chocolate, chocolate chip, chocolate chip cookies, comedy, cookies, cooking, counseling, creative, culinary, curious, dangerous, decision-making, delicious, dessert, diet, discipline, distraction, dork, eating, eating disorder, everyday life, flirting, food, from the heart, geek, generousity, guilty, guilty pleasure, healing, health, healthy, hope, humor, hunger, hungry, ideas, improv, improvisational comedy, indecisive, indulgence, indulgent, instinct, is this a test, journey, kryptonite, lust, memoir, memories, mindfuck, mindfuckery, must, naughty, nerd, nervous, no way, now, nutrition, on a diet, overanalyzing, persuasion, pleasure, poems, poetry, priority, random, relationships, resist the urge, ridiculous, second guessing, seducer, seduction, sin, sinful, soft spot, sorcery, sweet, sweets, temptation, tempted, tempting, test, therapy, thinking, weak, weakness, willpower, you know you want to
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