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Monthly Archives: November 2011
While thinking about stuffing, I also became thankful for croutons.
Not just because of their taste, texture, and appearance, but also because of their cool otherworldly science-like sound. Klingons, Vulcans, Romulans, Decepticons, Krypton, electrons, protons, neutrons…croutons
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Vehdueky (Who is he?)
Viking penguin who time-travels by way of clock-rocking drums, conch-sonic sorcery, space-time continuum unlocking key skis, mastery of cryogenic technology, as well as a highly concentrated application of era-dynamic slip-pulse echo-navigational physics. Takes trophy pride in recovering The Chapstick, for … Continue reading
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Sight of a Carousel
may disturb a horse especially one with a history of traumatic pole experiences
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anyone else think that the sight of a carousel
could traumatize or disturb a real life horse?
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sometimes small lost things that eventually get found in the most obvious of places
find a way to say duh
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Today being a very appropriate time for wearing suspenders,
lined up like 11/11/11.
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Could the turkey’s gobble sound have helped inspire the pilgrims and indians to gobble turkey?
Or could their gobbling of the turkey somehow convince them that turkeys make a gobble sound?
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That Crazy Gesture
Noticing that that accusatory dismissive gesture of being crazy- making a circular motion with the index finger beside the head- tends to move clockwise. Then maybe that “crazy” person could just really be thinking ahead of his or her own … Continue reading
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while staring at the ceiling, i realized that fire sprinklers that sprinkle milk
instead of water are probably more teat-like than regular fire sprinklers (this happened during a slow monday…)
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