Monthly Archives: April 2011

The Suspicious Bodybuilder

A person who steals lots of heavy equipment from a gym must be a shoplifter as well as a weightlifter.

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very few traumatic easter egg incidents

rival the surprise involvement of balut.

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if anyone ever says you’re boring,

just say that you’re mysterious.

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sometimes wishes there was a button

that diagonally converts stairs into a slide. (this could be very effective and even fun if it’s a spiral staircase for multiple floors.) (3/15/12 update, formatted this post to the following poem verson, entitled “Easier Step”  :  ) Easier Step I … Continue reading

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something that is not quite appropriate,

but not exactly inappropriate must be inappropri yet…

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memory as a means of time-travel

can sound like a decent (maybe even high-five-worthy) idea, until i realize i’d also like to check out the future.

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