Monthly Archives: March 2011

one with very considerable turntable record-spinning skills.

(-o-)

messy shelves, hurried people… showing hints of apocalypse(s)?

or the spikes of a monster quiet asleep

then stops for about twelve seconds, then mysteriously resumes (and while the weather’s getting gusty) : nature’s vengeful (maybe even elusively smug) wake-up call to the car alarm’s human audience, as well as to humans in general?

has earned the right to be called The Living Stealth Velcro. (and even more so if that squirrel is willing to defend him or herself by pounce/latch/attacking the face of anyone who’s bold enough to piss that squirrel off.)

i still don’t totally agree with Captain America’s choice to have that A on his forehead. I think it would only somehow invite, encourage, and/or escalate more unnecessary hostility. On the plus side though, i think the A at least … Continue reading →

can actually sometimes be sharper and more meaningful than something that is easy to remember.

Clerk replies “HUH? What did you say? I couldn’t hear you.”

should call the latter two anti or uncool. i also think that an auntie or uncle who likes wordplay but does not like a nephew should call the nephew effyou. (meanwhile i wish i could think of something for niece) … Continue reading →