Monthly Archives: February 2011

did not get any Oscar nominations.

I saw a work of art entitled “Please Do Not Touch.” A few seconds later I realized that that was not  its title.

 (one that’s in the form of a single line or squiggle)   feels compelled enough to look down at a document AND watch the entirety of the process of him or her signing the document: that’s actually kind of bewildering (and even amusing) since there’s really no need … Continue reading →

The willingness to be weird (and with confidence) is a strength that can overcome what is ominous.

To toast or not to toast a sandwich can depend on the weather and/or your mood. Toast it when your taste buds are lonely cold, comfort distract you (and if you brood). If taste buds are chilly,  toasted sandwich can … Continue reading →

sometimes i think i’m seeing a speedometer and then i get excited because i think i’ve got the superpower to move really really fast and then… wait… dammit.

when it is indecipherably graffitied on the pavement of a parking lot.

(red because it’s spanked by a rough teddy bear?)

But when it is written in pink and white on a Valentine’s Day-related sign (and written in a  sinuous sigh-like slightly drippy font), “Sweet Party Ideas” may be suggesting something very intense and adult-themed. The middle word of the phrase … Continue reading →

has got the ability to hold whatever is under that leg hostage.